Although Jay Bullock's citizenship put an end to his plans to run against Rep. Paul Ryan after only 18 hours, the valiant hoser nevertheless established a worthy platform that I hope will be adopted by whatever poor whipping post does end up challenging Ryan.
No more economic policies based on the fiction of Ayn Rand
No more social policies based on the hypocrisy of Catholic bishops
No more international relations policies based on the movie Red Dawn
No more education policies based on phony "miracles," be they in Houston or in Chicago
No more environmental policies based on the philosophy of C. Montgomery Burns
Let us all pray for the day when Canada takes its rightful place as the 51st U.S. state and Jay Bullock can run for Congress.
