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I just need to know one thing...

Who's making noise in and around Madison? What's new in the business of making music around town? Review shows and CDs here. Please keep all hype in Hype Exchange.

Raccoons with oversized testicles are...

Ewwwwwwww... Gross...
2
9%
Terribly funny!
9
39%
Inspiring. I've written two songs about them this week alone.
4
17%
Nothing compared to squirrels with oversized testicles.
5
22%
Kinda sexy... er... if you're into that sort of thing.
3
13%
 
Total votes : 23

I just need to know one thing...

Postby jtopless » Sat Dec 13, 2003 8:15 am

...and one thing only.

Jammy Bastard, what's with the man-sized raccoon shaking his gargantuan testicles?

That is all.
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Postby rrnate » Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:31 pm

J

I think you need to get out of the basement more.


nt
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Postby bobbyray » Sun Dec 14, 2003 6:02 pm

I can't think of anything funnier than enormous testicles. Except maybe diarrhea...that's pretty funny too. And Eugene Levy talking in "jive." That's just a tad funnier than enormous testicles, though not quite as funny as squirty excrement.
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Postby DMeister » Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:13 pm

bobbyray wrote: not quite as funny as squirty excrement.


I think the scientific term is "hot, spurting jets of liquid feces"

At least that's how the Onion described the human body's reaction to ingesting the new-fangled non fat fat they were using to make "healthy" potato chips.

I wrote a song about that, once.
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Postby lois » Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:49 pm

I posted this somewhere else too, but has anyone read the new Tom Robbins book Villa Incognito? If you have, the image makes perfect sense. It's not a raccoon, it's a badger.
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Postby Michael Patrick » Mon Dec 15, 2003 9:01 am

Gotta love Google...

Searched the web for giant raccoon testicles. Results 1 - 10 of about 145. Search took 0.18 seconds
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Postby jammybastard » Mon Dec 15, 2003 12:12 pm

Michael Patrick wrote:Gotta love Google...

Searched the web for giant raccoon testicles. Results 1 - 10 of about 145. Search took 0.18 seconds
\

slow morning eh?
:wink:
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Postby droidsattack » Mon Dec 15, 2003 1:52 pm

What a thread. I'll bite.

I hate to be the one to bring it up, but I'm sure I'm not the only one who notices that the badger has no shaft.

Discuss.
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Postby Mr. Against » Mon Dec 15, 2003 2:33 pm

must be an innie.
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Postby Michael Patrick » Mon Dec 15, 2003 3:59 pm

OK, now I get where this thread is coming from... Sure those aren't just breasts that have fallen?
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Postby DrAwkward » Mon Dec 15, 2003 4:22 pm

droidsattack wrote:the badger has no shaft.


You dare speak out against the emperor?
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Postby Michael Patrick » Mon Dec 15, 2003 4:59 pm

jammybastard wrote:
Michael Patrick wrote:Gotta love Google...

Searched the web for giant raccoon testicles. Results 1 - 10 of about 145. Search took 0.18 seconds
\

slow morning eh?
:wink:


Slow? It only took 0.18 seconds for Google to find 145 hits on "giant raccoon testicles." :D
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That's not a raccoon...

Postby swickape » Fri Dec 19, 2003 10:16 pm

That's no raccoon, that's a tanuki, a raccoon-like animal native to Japan that belongs to the dog family. Tanuki are known as trickster animals and are often depicted with enormous testicles, which are symbols of good luck. They are also known for their powers of transformation, often morphing into the shape of a Buddhist monk in order to play tricks on people.
Sorry, feeling pedantic today. Carry on, Madison rockers.
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Postby TDH-Kevin » Mon Dec 22, 2003 5:52 pm

Somebody watches too much Miyazaki... :wink:
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