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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:20 pm

Kyle Motor wrote:That's why I'd rather play the "horse or llama" game ...

Fuck! I wasn't around all day and I missed it.
I love that game.
Will you play another round tomorrow so I can join in?
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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:18 am

OK, I'm ready to play.
This one's kinda tricky ...

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Postby Chuck_Schick » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:08 pm

Your llama wears combat boots.
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Postby minicat » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:22 pm

That llama apparently is a voyeur.
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Postby Jeribelle » Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:47 pm of horses and llamas are more interesting than any of the MAMA nominees.

How bout some unicorns?

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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:55 pm

Found this one when I googled "horse llama":
What game were we playing again?
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Postby auntgoodness » Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:58 pm

I wish someone would start a fight in here. Then I'd actually have a reason to post this.

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Postby 7 » Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:36 pm

auntgoodness wrote:I wish someone would start a fight in here. Then I'd actually have a reason to post this.

Nah...I exited long ago with a bloodied stump where my hoof used to be.
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Postby harrissimo » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:55 pm


Can I get a MAMA Award for my fluffy slippers?
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Postby christopher_robin » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:33 pm

Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:
Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap
Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet
Ya mama got snake skin teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
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Postby Beekeepers » Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:20 pm

DrAwkward wrote:MY EYES


That got me crying, gotta love Radioactive Man... Fallout Boy would be an acquired taste...

Even for the good cause, our band couldn't submit to award show status bought for $5 a pop.
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Postby Bifftar » Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:14 pm

christopher_robin wrote:
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings

...maybe you should live with your mama - she could do your laundry and cook for you...

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Postby artpaul » Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:28 pm

Hey this fits here as well as any where but I'm sorry I don't have a lama picture.

Hi,I'm Art Paul Schlosser and I am currently up for 2 MAMAs.

Okay MAMA 101 for someone who may not know:A MAMA is a Madison Area Music Award
(The website is at ) and you can vote for me to win for Best Album in the compilation catagory.

Here is the CD if you want to check

Or for Entertainer of the year in the People choice awards.

Or request my songs from Art Paul Schlosser{The Tribute !} on Dr Demento at

You can also request songs from Warning: Listening to this CD could be dangerous to your health ! which you can check out at

It's been rumored that one of the songs from Warning will be played on Manic Mondays next Monday.

Manic Mondays is at
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