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Postby white_rabbit » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:32 pm

"More intoxicated than a Republican drunk on power."
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Postby comte buffon » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:22 pm

Well, I really did have to get schnockered last night, as it was my birthday and I spent $1,500 at the car shop only to drive it one mile home and realize they hadn't fixed the problem.

Shloshed.
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Postby Learned » Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:29 pm

Tits up. [preferably said with some kind of Irish/English/Scottish brogue]
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Postby Stomach » Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:16 am

My grandfather use to say "in his cups", I always liked that one.
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Postby spanky » Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:24 am

Bent, polluted and shitfucked.
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Postby minicat » Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:51 am

Pabtzed
Fotyed
Republican majoritied
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Postby auntgoodness » Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:33 am

I like blotto and shiny. In your cups is nice, too, but I never remember to say that one.
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Postby white_rabbit » Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:56 am

Fucked up like polio.


But, I haven't used that one since college.
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Postby blunt » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:50 pm

I wore beer goggles most of the night and couldn't figure out how I got hime.
Must have taken the booze train.
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Postby gargantua » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:46 pm

Toasted.

I notice nobody used baked. Must only apply to weed.
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Postby white_rabbit » Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:07 pm

blunt wrote:I wore beer goggles most of the night and couldn't figure out how I got hime.


No need to use anti-Semetic language to express your alcoholic nature.
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Postby Kevers » Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:10 pm

Hooched!
or sometimes: Hooched to the Gills!

Or how about "Sobrietly Challenged"
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Postby gargantua » Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:18 pm

Really, really, old one: His shoes were full.

I don't even know what that means.
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Postby small cheese » Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:56 pm

My step-dad says "drunker than 800 dollars". I have no idea what it's supposed to mean or where it came from (military?), but I've always liked it.
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Postby sparky159 » Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:59 pm

Get stinky, as in I got all stinky last night.
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