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Why do I hate Marvell?

I always thought Donne was cooler.
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His powers are no match for my mechano-men.
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He has an enormous ass, which is luminous when bare.
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Postby Marge » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:40 am

Chuck_Schick wrote:Yeah ... Marvell is the new Schick, my ass!

I stand corrected.
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Postby Chuck_Schick » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:08 am

Don't get me wrong. I love Marvell both on and away from the warming glow of my PC's CRT. Thing is, dude's way too cerebral to steal my low-brow credentials. He may be the undisputed master of the literate slam, but when it comes to the sport of gutter luge, I've got him beat.

Or so I must keep telling myself, as it's the only advantage I can glean from his superior intellect, other than the occasional poetry or metaphysics lesson. In all else his lowliest mental pawn has me in constant check.

Fucker ...
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Postby btrapp » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:03 pm

Chuck_Schick wrote: I put you on ignore at your request 'cause you're too pussy to put up with a little shit talk when you start dribbling the rhetorical equivalent of creamed corn from your face anus.


You put me on ignore 'cause I didn't couldn't cope with your words?

Let me ask that again...YOU put ME on ignore 'cause >I< couldn't cope with YOUR words?

Uhm Chuck...I don't think you quite understand how it works. When you put me on ignore, you weren't blocking your messages from me, but rather you were hiding yourself from mine. If that concept still confuses you, maybe one of your drinking buddies can explain it for ya...
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Postby btrapp » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:13 pm

skrattypants wrote:there isn't a post, a poke, a jibe, a dither that escapes your twitty little comments.



*sigh* Yes Skratty....I respond to each and every post, poke, jibe and/or dither. Thank you for pointing that out. Your observastion skills are matched by none.


:roll:


If I'm really as bad as you keep claiming, then why do you have to lie/distort like this? Truth of the matter is I ignore most of the comments you make about me...Is that what has you po'd? I haven't been reponding to your comments, so you're gonna just keep yanking my chain until I do say something to you?

Well ok...here ya go. Hope it was worth it.
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Postby Marvell » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:16 pm

Chuck -

You gotta stop saying all these nice things about me.

How else am I going to convince everyone that I'm an embittered, friendless, elitist crank?

If they ever find out that I play bar-league softball and volunteer at the Humane Society I'm fucked.

ps - We're over due for some drinking, don't you think?
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Postby Chuck_Schick » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:23 pm

Marvell wrote:You gotta stop saying all these nice things about me.

Ah, but that's just what you'd be expecting me to do.

How else am I going to convince everyone that I'm an embittered, friendless, elitist crank?

Exactly! I'm undermining your meanness to maintain my own alpha dog asshole status. It's a pretty assholish gambit, when you think about it.

If they ever find out that I play bar-league softball and volunteer at the Humane Society I'm fucked.

Now you're just trolling for pussy. Good luck with that.

ps - We're over due for some drinking, don't you think?

Indeed. Let's confab on that as the weekend draws nearer, eh?
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Postby Marvell » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:29 pm

Chuck_Schick wrote:
Marvell wrote:
If they ever find out that I play bar-league softball and volunteer at the Humane Society I'm fucked.

Now you're just trolling for pussy. Good luck with that.


Yeah, and what a great job it's done for me so far.

In fact, recently unearthed Pentagon documents reveal that a 'No-coitus zone' has been established in a ten-block radius of my person, as punishment for my outing of their top-secret program of grafting the mandibles of marmots onto water ousels. For this reason, if no other, I beg all of you to do everything you can to remove G. W. Bush from office.

Regime change - it begins in my pants.
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Postby skrattypants » Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:38 pm

"Your observastion skills are matched by none."

as are my spelling skills.

your sarcasm skills, on the other hand, are matched--and surpassed--by any quasi-literate, semi-erect life form. you don't appear to fall into that category. in any sense of the word.

everything i said about you possibly having anything of consequence to say is rescinded. you are such an ass-numbing twit.
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Postby Paco » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:11 pm

Marvel is the Prince of prose, a cerebral smack-down king with style...
Chuck is the blue-collar east-side smack down king.

Choose your poison newbies.
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Postby white_rabbit » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:36 pm

Paco wrote:Marvel is the Prince of prose, a cerebral smack-down king with style...
Chuck is the blue-collar east-side smack down king.


and skratty, to quote another Madisonian, is the pompitous of love (ok, ok, hate me latter)

skrattypants wrote: you are such an ass-numbing twit.
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Postby skrattypants » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:34 pm

and you'd better watch youselves because we all know what THAT means!
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Postby Marvell » Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:41 am

Chuck_Schick wrote:
Marvell wrote:ps - We're over due for some drinking, don't you think?

Indeed. Let's confab on that as the weekend draws nearer, eh?


Hey Chuck -

Check yer NR mailbox once, won't u?

-m-
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Postby Chuck_Schick » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:23 pm

Marvell wrote:Hey Chuck -

Check yer NR mailbox once, won't u?

Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I've been in the midst of a media blitz.

You've got mail, dude.
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