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Where's the moral outrage?

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Where's the moral outrage?

Postby Wet_Pavement » Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:35 am

blunt gets into Isthmus hardcopy again???

I feel like there's some editorial bias towards bald, satyrical, faux New Age self-referential anti-hipster hipsters with a fetish for decorating their digs with discarded student paraphernalia.

Where's the moral outrage, Madison? This is so unfair.
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Postby pulsewidth modulation » Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:17 am

Am I the only person using this forum who does not have a sock puppet?
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Postby gargantua » Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:41 am

pulsewidth modulation wrote:Am I the only person using this forum who does not have a sock puppet?


No.

Reading between the lines, who is Wet a sock puppet for? Blunt?
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Postby Wet_Pavement » Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:09 am

You mean I'm so incredibly unoriginal that people think I'm blunt?

Let's see...I had my .45 layin' around here somewhere. Might as well do it now.
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Postby SombreroFallout » Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:10 am

VEERVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby blunt » Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:18 pm

First of all, I am me. I don't like socks.
Ask Paco: I exist in the real world.
Secondly:
It would be impossible to dumb myself down far enough to masquerade as Wet Pavement----infinity doesn't go that far.
And lastly:
I was actually wondering why I was't quoted more in the last year or so simply because of the sheer prolificness pf my scintillating brilliance that both entertains and informs.
Get it right.

Perhaps if Fresh Cement ever posted anything of substance or wit, it would be excerpted .
But I doubt it.
(The posting not the excepting.)
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Postby Maxine » Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:45 pm

blunt wrote:It would be impossible to dumb myself down far enough to masquerade as Wet Pavement



You'd be surprised at what you're capable of accomplishing with very little effort.
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Postby Wet_Pavement » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:24 am

Okay, I admit it. I am blunt's sock puppet.

Now can someone get blunt's hand out of my ass???
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Postby snoqueen » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:49 am

pulsewidth modulation wrote:Am I the only person using this forum who does not have a sock puppet?


No. There's me and there's Henry Vilas too.

Our insufferable earnestness is sufficient on its own, so we don't need to duplicate ourselves to make a point.
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Postby blunt » Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:09 pm

Wet_Pavement wrote:Okay, I admit it. I am blunt's sock puppet.

Now can someone get blunt's hand out of my ass???


This is what I'm referring to:
that sock puppet/hand-up-ass remark was clever three billion years ago, and something I would never stoop to.
You seem to have an unhealthy fixation with me, WP.
Drinks?
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Postby narcoleptish » Sat Aug 25, 2007 11:54 am

I was quoted in Isthmus 3 out of 4 weeks once. But alas, I elicited no outrage. Maybe if I used more capital letters.

I'm just me too, no matter what Ed Breakfast thinks.
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Postby blunt » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:29 am

narcoleptish wrote:I was quoted in Isthmus 3 out of 4 weeks once. But alas, I elicited no outrage. Maybe if I used more capital letters.


As I post in the city under shadow of our illustrious state domed home of politicians, what other type letters am I supposed to use?
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Postby narcoleptish » Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:20 am

blunt wrote:[ domed home of politicians


That depends, the "home" is a capital, while the "domed" part is a capitol.

Not sure what capitol letters would look like.
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Postby blunt » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:35 pm

Jeez, thanks for dissecting the pre-dissected frog.
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Postby Wet_Pavement » Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:47 am

blunt wrote:Jeez, thanks for dissecting the pre-dissected frog.


blunt is the lead lemming charging out in front of the herd.

As for drinks, does that mean you're buying? Monday is "Service Industry Night" at Lava Lounge. Half-price on everything is a good deal. I like the Belgian beer "Delerious" that they have at the Lava.

But remember, I don't think they will consider you part of the "service industry" if you're servicing me. Maybe get a job between now and then?
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