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Who is this Ned Flanders Entity?

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Who is this Ned Flanders?

A Toe-Tapping MN Airport Restroom "Attendant"
4
57%
CEO of Blackwater
1
14%
Sheppy
2
29%
 
Total votes : 7

Postby Sideshow Bob » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:31 pm

TheBookPolice wrote:
What, you think Miss Allison is a legit young lady?


I assumed everyone assumed with the first post of Miss Fester Pith mourning the loss of blunt was a dead give away that we we're all dealing with Mr. Lunch's sock puppet.
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Postby Miss Allison Fester Pith » Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:15 am

TheBookPolice wrote:
lordofthecockrings wrote:
Miss Allison Fester Pith wrote:One shouldn't be too harsh on Mr. Harissimo, who is, in my humble opinion (sorry Mr. H) a troll. I am also quite surprised that he feels the need to copyright his webpage since I don't believe anyone would ever wish to plagiarize any of it.

I think I'm in love*.

* Figure of speech. Please don't freak.

Blunt appreciates the love.

What, you think Miss Allison is a legit young lady?

Though I find your generous accusations flattering, alas I must defer, for I am not Mr. Blunt. While being Mr. Blunt seems to be an unfulfilled wish for many of you, I will unleash three facts to persudae you thatfor me it is not: 1) I will not discuss religion, 2) My sense of humor is not coarse, 3) I don't like music. Take that as you may, and this will be the end of it, for I will not quarrel sully myslef sowing strife. Besides, have we forgotten the presence of Sheppy?
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Postby TheBookPolice » Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:20 am

Miss Allison Fester Pith wrote:Though I find your generous accusations flattering, alas I must defer, for I am not Mr. Blunt. While being Mr. Blunt seems to be an unfulfilled wish for many of you, I will unleash three facts to persudae you thatfor me it is not: 1) I will not discuss religion, 2) My sense of humor is not coarse, 3) I don't like music. Take that as you may, and this will be the end of it, for I will not quarrel sully myslef sowing strife.

Of course, amidst that field of flowery prose armed with the occasional prick of errant keystroke, lurks this simple fact: you never said you weren't blunt.

But we don't have to talk about it anymore, blunt. S'okay.
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Postby Miss Allison Fester Pith » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:30 pm

TheBookPolice wrote:
Miss Allison Fester Pith wrote:Though I find your generous accusations flattering, alas I must defer, for I am not Mr. Blunt...


Of course, amidst that field of flowery prose armed with the occasional prick of errant keystroke, lurks this simple fact: you never said you weren't blunt.


(My emphasis.)
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Postby TheBookPolice » Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:14 pm

Sooo....blunt, post-op?
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Postby harrissimo » Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:50 am

Miss Allison Fester Pith wrote:One shouldn't be too harsh on Mr. Harissimo, who is, in my humble opinion (sorry Mr. H) a troll. I am also quite surprised that he feels the need to copyright his webpage since I don't believe anyone would ever wish to plagiarize any of it. I am also quite disturbed that the "Forons" here are so combatative when there is so much actual pain and sadness in this world. Why create more?


Yeah, right. You're not Blunt just like I'm not PokeThePig. Nice try Blunt. Now get your faggot ass back here. You haven't finished your chores yet.
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Postby Miss Allison Fester Pith » Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:02 pm

harrissimo wrote:
Miss Allison Fester Pith wrote:One shouldn't be too harsh on Mr. Harissimo, who is, in my humble opinion (sorry Mr. H) a troll. I am also quite surprised that he feels the need to copyright his webpage since I don't believe anyone would ever wish to plagiarize any of it. I am also quite disturbed that the "Forons" here are so combatative when there is so much actual pain and sadness in this world. Why create more?


Yeah, right. You're not Blunt just like I'm not PokeThePig. Nice try Blunt. Now get your faggot ass back here. You haven't finished your chores yet.


If I was truly blunt, I would spell my name differently. Additionally and respectfully, I feel compelled to also point out that "faggot" is precisely the kind of barbarous gutter language that slow folks and trolls traffic in.
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Postby Shipley » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:03 pm

Please, lets get the topic back to flaming Ned Flanders.
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Postby Sideshow Bob » Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:32 pm

Miss Allison Fester Pith wrote:
If I was truly blunt, I would spell my name differently.


blunt, if you truly were Mr Blunt, how would you spell his name?
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Postby Miss Allison Fester Pith » Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:35 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:
Miss Allison Fester Pith wrote:
If I was truly blunt, I would spell my name differently.


blunt, if you truly were Mr Blunt, how would you spell his name?


Respectfully.
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Postby Sideshow Bob » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:39 pm

Miss Allison Fester Pith wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:
blunt, if you truly were Mr Blunt, how would you spell his name?


Respectfully.


There is no "n" or "b" in respectfully, so it's not even like you're doing an anagram or something.
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Postby Miss Allison Fester Pith » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:27 pm

Sideshow Bob wrote:
Miss Allison Fester Pith wrote:
Sideshow Bob wrote:
blunt, if you truly were Mr Blunt, how would you spell his name?


Respectfully.


There is no "n" or "b" in respectfully, so it's not even like you're doing an anagram or something.


Blunt probably ingested an entire anagram by himself just last night.
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