Seriously, Isthmus, are you trying to make this site as skin-crawlingly creepy as possible? Are these ads here to generate revenue and clicks-through or are they some perverse mechanism for driving away traffic?
Alt.com boy has been discussed to death (if only), but I'll pitch my two pennies into the Astroglide well and say that, while an ad for that site is not inherently out of place on the DPF, the content of the ad surely is and bespeaks at deafening volume just how desperate your organization must be for cash. Seriously, this is beneath you. One wonders if you'd post a similar ad for a hetero hookup site featuring a scantily clad woman. Actually, one doesn't wonder. No fucking way would you. That would be debasing, wouldn't it? But playing up the hypersexual homo stereotype is just a indicator that your ad sales staff is open minded, I guess. What a reeking pile of horseshit.
But now, Ms. Stare-a-Hole-Through-My-Head Progressive shows up and threatens to drive my ass from this site for good like a snake catching the last express outta Ireland. This is the zombie freakwoman of my nightmares who leaves me cold-sweat-soaked and trembling with fear, having just awakened moments before she cracks my skull in twain with her shrill promo-bleat to feast on the tender bits therein.
Standards, Isthmus. Adopt some. I mean, there are so many just aimlessly floating around out there in need of someone to embrace them.