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Okay, Who Wants A Piece Of Me?

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Okay, Who Wants A Piece Of Me?

Postby Chuck_Schick » Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:02 am

Please, somebody bring it on! This place is Deadsville, USA. I drop off the map for two weeks and come back to a fucking ghost town of virtual debate. This Vinnie P featherweight doesn't have the corporeal fiber to carry half my salt, and I grow tired of spilling same on miserable slugs like Flanders who, in defeat, is like the severed worm who squiggles reflexively despite being hewn in twain.

And Blaska? I won't even waste my time, with rare, rare exception. Dude's an idiot who fancies himself some sort of social engineer which is as hair-raisingly scary as it is repugnant. Isthmus already encourages his contemptible behavior as he reaches time and again into his tiny marble bag of predictable, hackneyed prattle-bits to form blogturds masquerading as legitimate content on this fast sinking ship. I still can't fathom why anyone at the editorial roundtable thought that was a good idea. You may as well give Bernie Madoff a financial advice column (hint: it would be far more compelling and relevant than the current advice column you're wasting paper with -- I pass gas with a more authoritative voice than that lamentable dross.)

Somebody, please, make it interesting. I thought long and hard about whether or not to come back here and I'm fast beginning to regret it.
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Re: Okay, Who Wants A Piece Of Me?

Postby HeyZeus » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:36 am

It could be worse - madison.com has been overrun with a bunch of short-timers and trolls.
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Re: Okay, Who Wants A Piece Of Me?

Postby bluethedog » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:36 am

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Re: Okay, Who Wants A Piece Of Me?

Postby narcoleptish » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:00 am

Can I have a small piece?

Oh, that's right, they're all that size.
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Re: Okay, Who Wants A Piece Of Me?

Postby narcoleptish » Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:55 pm

That's it?

All day and I'm the only one that even throws a jab?

And no response? Kinda propagating that which dismays you, wouldn't ya say?

Did someone give the forum a Valtrex?
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Re: Okay, Who Wants A Piece Of Me?

Postby bluethedog » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:35 pm

narcoleptish wrote:All day and I'm the only one that even throws a jab?

I threw one, but apparently it wasn't obvious enough.
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Re: Okay, Who Wants A Piece Of Me?

Postby gargantua » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:31 pm

It's not as easy to pick a fight with somebody I agree with most of the time. But on the other hand, what about those other times?

Asshole.
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Re: Okay, Who Wants A Piece Of Me?

Postby Dust Mite Rodeo » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:48 pm

He picked up the "Schick" name after his appearance in Tender Shavers.
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Re: Okay, Who Wants A Piece Of Me?

Postby Walter » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:56 pm

I'll give it a shot:

Why would I want a piece of you? I just had a piece of your mom.

Was that OK?
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Re: Okay, Who Wants A Piece Of Me?

Postby narcoleptish » Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:19 am

bluethedog wrote:
narcoleptish wrote:All day and I'm the only one that even throws a jab?

I threw one, but apparently it wasn't obvious enough.


Yeah, sorry it did go over my head. I'm not a big fan.

Maybe the Schienster wasn't looking for engagement here but was trying to prompt it over the forum as a whole. Hey, I always try to make things interesting in the limited time I have.

Good use of the mother tactic Walter. Say hi to your's for me.
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Re: Okay, Who Wants A Piece Of Me?

Postby O.J. » Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:53 am

I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool!

RIP Phil Hartman
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Re: Okay, Who Wants A Piece Of Me?

Postby Walter » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:00 am

narcoleptish wrote:

Good use of the mother tactic Walter. Say hi to your's for me.


Thanks, I'll pass it on. You can always rely on good old Mom.

You still owe her from last time, by the way.
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Re: Okay, Who Wants A Piece Of Me?

Postby Jazznews » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:04 am

bluethedog wrote:
narcoleptish wrote:All day and I'm the only one that even throws a jab?

I threw one, but apparently it wasn't obvious enough.

Maybe this one's better.

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Re: Okay, Who Wants A Piece Of Me?

Postby doppel » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:30 am

Who wants a piece of you? You have no pieces. You are merely a cast iron prick with a MYopic view of the world. Follow your regrets and don't come back to the forum. Make it a better place for everyone. Fuck Chuck...Schick is a dick.

Mom always said "If you can't find anything nice about someone to say, don't say anything at all." Well, I have said all the nice things about Chuckles the clown that I can think of. OH, oh, wait there's one more. He's an excellent name caller.
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Re: Okay, Who Wants A Piece Of Me?

Postby Fat.The.Gangster » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:54 am

I assume more people would want a piece of you if it wasn't so abundantly clear that your moniker and its password has been passed around more times than a joint at a Ben Maisel campaign rally. In the meantime, or until the "real" Chuck returns, the humps masquerading in your stead need to step up their collective game.
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