Oh yeah, I drank plenty of Leinenkugel's Original tonight... I deserve to be banned! I'm a vacuous moron with nothing to add to the community! Ban me, already. I pepper my posts with commas and elipses that so totally don't belong... I sincerely need to be banned.
I heard from a reputable source, the link seems to be escaping me, that Barack Obama is actually secretly a Muslim terrorist, he has sex with goats (but only on Thursdays), he doesn't have a valid birth certificate and each and every one of his "stimulus" plans are actually secretly reparations for black folks who are preventing white folks like me from getting a decent job. Thank God I can't be banned for saying so!
I understand that the banning stick is pretty busy with more important tasks, so I guess I'm free to spread lies and propaganda throughout TDPF. After all, we're here to entertain, not to educate.