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I 8 A Muffaletta Sandwich & Now I Want 2 Have Sex

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I 8 A Muffaletta Sandwich & Now I Want 2 Have Sex

Postby Marvell » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:01 pm

Coincidence?

No wonder New Orleans is 'The Big Easy.' Poor bastards never stood a chance - not with the very sandwiches they ate promoting lewdness...

Maybe President Brownback will ban this delicious oily/salty/crusty scourge of carnality, and we can all go back to wholesome, unarousing sandwiches - like the chicken salad. No one has ever gotten horny after eating a chicken salad sandwich - this has been proven by years of research.

In the meantime, all I can say is:

Whew!

Damn.
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Postby Stomach » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:13 pm

Where did you get it?
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Postby Frank Booth » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:20 pm

Stomach wrote:Where did you get it?


1. Strip naked
2. Follow the pheromones
3. Enjoy!
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Postby TheBookPolice » Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:20 pm

New Orleans Take Out? Babs' French Quarter Kitchen?
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Postby Marvell » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:44 pm

TheBookPolice wrote:New Orleans Take Out? Babs' French Quarter Kitchen?


Babs'.

They should change the name to 'Muffaletta d'Amore!'

(with apologies to Professor Peter Schickele, from whom I stole the joke)
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Postby Rosemary » Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:11 pm

After reading this thread, my nice green salad just ain't gonna cut it for lunch.

Question is, how many other forons will I run into at Babs' tonight?
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Postby cubanat » Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:28 pm

There must have been hidden bacon in there somewhere!
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Postby GenieU » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:53 am

I don't know about bacon but typically Mufallottas are a ham and cheese affair...
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Postby Rosemary » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:31 am

Saturday night, had my muffaletta with a side of cajun cheese fries and a cup of gumbo to go. Wanted to sit barefoot in my backyard with a beer and Babs' rather than dine in.

Everything was tasty, especially the gumbo, but I didn't find the muffaletta particularly aphrodisiacal. If it'd been a little more crusty and a little warm, I might have. Not that I like my men crusty or anything.
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Postby Adam Casey » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:43 am

Babs'.

They should change the name to 'Muffaletta d'Amore!

agreed...awesome
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Re: I 8 A Muffaletta Sandwich & Now I Want 2 Have Sex

Postby fennel » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:22 am

Marvell wrote: Poor bastards never stood a chance - not with the very sandwiches they ate promoting lewdness....


From the Wikipedia entry:

One "Muff" is more than enough to feed two people.

[And no, that's not my edit.]
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