I do a lot of watching Madison through my favorite free-range organic HDTV (the BW3 window) which is right next to Jimmy John's Subs on State.
I have been watching one employee bike delivery guy who, from biking all over to and fro to hand over sandwiches, has slowly transformed into:
The Guy With The Most Spectacular Butt In Madison.
Countless bike deliveries have changed this guy from an average schmo into the owner of a pair of the most tightly non-quivering butt globes in town.
He can pick up a dime off the sidewalk with them!
And he gets tips.
Forget Pilates and Curves.
Apply at Jimmy Johns.