I prefer cautionary tales, I intend to regale my BFF's already jaded tykes with David Sedaris's "Dinah, the Christmas Whore". Well... maybe not for a couple more years, but they will certainly hear this one by Ogden Nash about naughty children who don't believe in Santa Claus. Particularly appropos as her boychild will only refer to Santa now in quotation marks:http://www.westegg.com/nash/santa.html
Topped of by a liitle langniappe about why they can't have a dog:
CHRISTMAS DOG by SHEL SILVERSTEIN...
Tonight's my first night as a watchdog,
And here it is Christmas Eve.
The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs,
While I'm guardin' the stockin's and tree.
What's that now---footsteps on the rooftop?
Could it be a cat or a mouse?
Who's this down the chimney?
A thief with a beard---
And a big sack for robbin' the house?
I'm barkin', I'm growlin', I'm bitin' his butt.
He howls and jumps back in his sleigh.
I scare his strange horses, they leap in the air.
I've frightened the whole bunch away.
Now the house is all peaceful and quiet again.
The stockin's are safe as can be.
Won't the kiddies be glad when they wake up tomorrow
And see how I've guarded the tree!