True Blue wrote:5. Play John Denver very loud at 2 AM. It will make their ears bleed and send them running.
This is about the best solution possible. I'm sure we could add a couple others to that list that would produce the same reaction: Michael Bolton, for one.
Or they could always broadcast something played at that really, really low pitch that makes people crap their slacks (like on South Park). Would people really wanna riot and act like assholes when they've realized they've just filled their pants?
Or the police dept. could get some help from the ol' Dept. of Defense. Think i saw on TV last year something about this nifty slippery foam they have--you shoot it at someone and the goo makes it impossible for 'em to walk...its like the slipperiest stuff known to man. Spray 'em all down with that and watch 'em writhe around on the ground and puke on each other. Then play the Michael Bolton-John Denver mix. Then, shoot 'em with rubbet bullets.