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Couple Arrested For Fornication....

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Couple Arrested For Fornication....

Postby Pogoagogo » Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:20 pm

Couple Arrested for...Fornication...in Warner Park.

So it appears that this couple was letting it all hang out in full view of the Warner Park Center, and there were at least 10 onlookers. I laughed like hell when I got to the part about how the "couple was covered in dirt and grass"...then, in great form of course, the woman fights with police and bites/kicks/ cops. Awesome.

http://www.cityofmadison.com/incidentRe ... m?id=11357
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Re: Couple Arrested For Fornication....

Postby fisticuffs » Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:29 pm

Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
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Re: Couple Arrested For Fornication....

Postby Beaver » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:32 pm

I didn't know fornication was a crime, but doing it in public probably is. They were doing it Monday afternoon in broad daylight. Bad timing. The woman is 9 years older. Interesting.
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Re: Couple Arrested For Fornication....

Postby TheBookPolice » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:14 pm

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Re: Couple Arrested For Fornication....

Postby QuantumWeaver » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:22 pm

Ugh - disgusting. I can't believe straight people would do something so heinous...so vile, as to have sex in a public park.

We should have police roaming the park now ready to pounce on any straight people that enter there.
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Re: Couple Arrested For Fornication....

Postby Bwis53 » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:03 pm

I'm really glad my parents didn't teach me sex is dirty. Too bad the couple didn't use a little more discretion.

Why don't we do it in the road...
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Re: Couple Arrested For Fornication....

Postby Henry Vilas » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:06 pm

Yikes! One of the arrestees is a former student of mine. The (alleged) behavior is not totally out of character.
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Re: Couple Arrested For Fornication....

Postby Pogoagogo » Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:45 pm

The story seems to get even better. In 2002, there was a court action between Ms. Franklin and a Joel Hinrichs Sr...for child support. It appears that she might have been rolling in the grass with....her kids half brother?


Wow. Just...yuck.
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Re: Couple Arrested For Fornication....

Postby mieder » Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:16 pm

I propose that any crime that 1.) draws a crowd of onlookers, 2.) involves no other people, and 3.) gets children to ask pertinent questions about life + biology be classified as misdemeanors. Just an idea.
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Re: Couple Arrested For Fornication....

Postby rrnate » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:52 pm

mieder wrote:I propose that any crime that 1.) draws a crowd of onlookers, 2.) involves no other people, and 3.) gets children to ask pertinent questions about life + biology be classified as misdemeanors. Just an idea.


It sounds like I may finally have some support for my life-sized manure sculpting. Fistpump!
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Re: Couple Arrested For Fornication....

Postby Igor » Thu Aug 12, 2010 8:52 pm

QuantumWeaver wrote:Ugh - disgusting. I can't believe straight people would do something so heinous...so vile, as to have sex in a public park.

We should have police roaming the park now ready to pounce on any straight people that enter there.


I'm confused. Is your point that public sex should be allowed, or that laws against it should not be enforced? Or is it that there are just as many incidents of heterosexual sex in Madison parks, and the participants are just not arrested?

Call me a prude, but I really don't want *anyone* banging in the park.
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Re: Couple Arrested For Fornication....

Postby oranger » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:27 pm

I would expect this out of James Madison or BB Clark but I am really disappointed in Warner Park Right now.
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Re: Couple Arrested For Fornication....

Postby ilikebeans » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:08 pm

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Re: Couple Arrested For Fornication....

Postby Kenneth Burns » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:07 pm

Remember when those people were going to have a fourway and then went back to someone's place and got in a knife fight?
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Re: Couple Arrested For Fornication....

Postby Average Joe » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:11 pm

Kenneth Burns wrote:Remember when those people were going to have a fourway and then went back to someone's place and got in a knife fight?


Please refrain from stirring Ned's fantasies.
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