It's hot and you go dipping at night after the park closes. We all know this and you're not supposed to. Fine. It's a Madison summer tradition.
But you slobs better stop leaving beer cans and liquor bottles all over the park and beach or I'm going to roll through there like the Red Army and start writing tickets. I was just down there and it looks worse than Langdon Street after a football Saturday.
Spread the word because I got a new box of pens. The rest of you keep those bums in line or I'll ruin everyone's fun.