Prof. Wagstaff wrote:What can Americans do to curb the recent "wave" (that's funny on so many levels) of shark attacks?
It just goes to show that we can't protect our borders. Maybe we can get some of those goons that went down to Arizona to vacation in Florida.
Prof. Wagstaff wrote:Shouldn't we be outraged?
We are! We assumed we were at the top of the food chain. We're Americans, goddamn it!
Prof. Wagstaff wrote:Shouldn't we be allocating funds to stop this dreaded killer?
Isn't Tom Delay set to head back to the private sector? Isn't his background in pest control?
Prof. Wagstaff wrote:What if it had been your kid?!
I'd sue Jeb Bush.
Prof. Wagstaff wrote:Shouldn't we take this fight to the sharks, instead of waiting offshore for their inevitable attacks?
Do armored humvees float?
Prof. Wagstaff wrote:Did you know that most liberals are shark-lovers? They actually want to protect these swimming evils!
I always knew they hated America. I bet the guy in the shark suit in Jaws
Prof. Wagstaff wrote:Why are the news networks devoting less than most of their newscasts to these horrific events?
Because they hate America. Can you say "liberal media?"
Prof. Wagstaff wrote:When will the Federal Government provide us with a clear-cut shark policy, detailing both what to do in case of a shark attack (should I keep some duct tape in my swimming trunks, just in case?) and what plans they have for a swift victory over these fishy fiends?
As soon as they are done with the post-Saddam-toppling plan for Iraq....
Prof. Wagstaff wrote:THE SHARKS HAVE MADE THEIR INTENTIONS CLEAR! WE MUST DEFEND OURSELVES!
Is it still legal to own a harpoon? It's only a matter of time before they show up in Lake Mendota...