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Why Aren't We Talking About Shark Attacks?

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I Think Shark Attacks Are More Important To America Than...

Missing white women
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Tom Cruise's views on the history of psychiatry
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Freedom
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God... and The Bible... and stuff...
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Gay Marriage and Flag Burning Amendments COMBINED!
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Total votes : 29

Postby Bette » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:08 pm

AmyW wrote:
white_rabbit wrote:There are sharks in Lake Monona?


I thought it was Mendota. Near the Governor's Mansion. I've seen them swirling in the water. They think that they'll be able to take over our government.

yep. They feed on the Lake Mendota seals. I think the sharks have started attacking swimmers and windsurfers recently because the increased algae loading is killing off the seals.
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Postby blunt » Sat Jul 02, 2005 10:47 am

Sharks patrol these waters
Don't let your fingers dangle in the water
And don't you worry about the day glow orange life per server
It won't save you
Swim for the shores just as fast as your able
Swim like a mother fucker swim
Fast as that seen ships to now
The ever glorious now the ever present now
Drenched in flower and deep-fat-fried
And cooled on paper towels and then devoured
You know I spent 15 years in a life raft
15 years in a life raft and now I got something to say
Stay in your life boats people
It's murder out there murder out there
Sharks patrol these waters
Sharks patrol these waters hey
Don't you worry about the dayglow orange life preserver
It won't save you
Swim for the shores just as fast as your able to swim


--Morphine
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Re: Why Aren't We Talking About Shark Attacks?

Postby spacecase » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:31 pm

Madcity Expat wrote:
Prof. Wagstaff wrote:(should I keep some duct tape in my swimming trunks, just in case?)


You mean you don't keep duct tape in your shorts?


I think that's how McGyver fashioned condoms in an emergency...
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Postby spacecase » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:43 pm

AmyW wrote:
white_rabbit wrote:There are sharks in Lake Monona?


I thought it was Mendota. Near the Governor's Mansion. I've seen them swirling in the water. They think that they'll be able to take over our government.


They're freakishly huge from living in the lawn-fertilizer saturated waters near Maple Bluff. The fertilizer from the rich folks' lawns killed all the fish and now the sharks have to eat something...be careful.
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Postby spacecase » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:49 pm

Toonces wrote:
Yep. Lake sharks.


with frickin' lazer beams on their heads...


Yeah, wrapped up in their turbans. Taliban sharks. That, or they're working for Castro. Commie sharks.

Osama bin Laden is hiding in a sea cave.
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