papalion wrote:And with your srotum crunching pooch, I am sure you don't have home owners insurance.
Right ... 'cause so many banks will extend a loan to you if you don't have insurance. Kee-rist ...
Or your insurance company doesn't know about it yet, Insurance companies don't like the liabilty involved with critters like that.
Critters like what? Critters that don't like strange people coming into their territory? That would be a lot of 'em. And you're not going to get very far filing a complaint about a vicious dog if you've just committed B&E to meet the fucker, ya dolt.
Hey, maybe she's all bark. You don't know. Hell, I don't know. But trust me, come into my house uninvited some night and you'll shit yourself just to hear her. A black dog in a dark room with a huge hound bark is a pretty damn good burglar alarm. And I speak from experience.
Honestly, I don't know what she'd do to a stranger if I'm not there to intervene. And if you don't want to find out, you'll stay the fuck out of my house uninvited.
It's fun to talk, but a lot more nerve racking faced with an uninvited stranger in your home at 3:00am.
Well, I can't say I've had one in
my home. But, of course, that's because the dog scared them off before they could get in.
Lay off the weed, Papa. You're not making any fucking sense.