They also had this story yesterday:
Wandering bovine near interstate draws authorities
Motorists were doing double takes along Interstate 39/90/94 in northern Dane County, watching a wayward cow that escaped from a pasture.
The Wisconsin State Patrol sent a trooper to the scene, trying to corral the wandering bovine that was adjacent to the northbound lanes.
The story went on to assure us that even though the cow could
meander up into the lanes of traffic, the authorities had no reason to believe it had any intention of doing so.http://www.madison.com/tct/news/441679
It's sort of like imagining the Hooterville World Guardian
with a web presence, isn't it?