He is also the author of a guide to law enforcement officers on proper searches entitled: "Ex-Nay on the Wiener Brushing."
"Q: What is 'wiener brushing'?
A: 'Wiener brushing' is when someone in law enforcement touches a man's genitals while searching a person who has been detained for being suspected or condemned for criminal activity.
Q: In general, does a suspect need to have his penis touched by an arresting officer?
A: NO! A suspect never needs to have his wiener touched by a police officer.
It isn't necessary for a police officer to touch a person's genitals. In situations where a suspect needs to be searched, it is quite possible for the police officer to avoid touching the suspect's genitalia. The genitalia are not threatening in arrest situations and are not contraband. With this, we can recognize the first lesson of Ex-Nay on the Wiener Brushing,
1. A suspect does not need to have his penis touched by an arresting officer."
This is but a part of a four page (counting the title page) treatise on the subject.
While I am reassured and grateful genitalia are not contraband, and disagree they are not threatening every in arrest situation, the question unaddressed by Mr. Bee-Zow Doo-Doo Zipittybopbopbop is what shall I do if the suspect WANTS a police officer to touch his genitalia?