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When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

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When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:21 pm

When opposing leftoid "victim groups" collide, comedy can't be too far behind:

Hey Ho Trader Joe's Gotta Go!

Mau-mauing Trader Joe's

"Grocer Trader Joe's has pulled out of a planned expansion to a poor area in Portland, Ore., after a community organizing group objected. The organizers can now take a bow for the neighborhood's loss.

Hectoring the private chain with racially tinged language, wealthy poverty-racketeers from a foundation-funded group called the Portland African American Leadership Forum claimed that a $2.4 million store on a vacant lot in a run-down part of northeast Portland would gentrify the area, driving up retail prices and driving out the local black community.

"This is a people's movement for African Americans and other communities for self-determination," declared PAALF's Avel Gordly, the Oregonian reported."

Meanwhile, back in the 'hood...

"This is not what the neighborhood people want," resident Kymberly Jeka told the Oregonian. Added another disgusted resident, Tran Nghi: "They (the community organizers) don't (even) live here anymore. They don't come to neighborhood cleanups."

http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorial ... z2sYxNQC00

The Mountain comes to Mohammed

Let’s call the whole thing off

"Minnesota Democrats attended their local precinct caucuses last night. At the Brian Coyle Center in Minneapolis a fight broke out among Democrats in search of peace and love. Backers of newly elected school board member Mohammud Noor apparently sought to unseat 21-term incumbent state Rep. Phyllis Kahn. Noor also serves as the interim executive director of the Confederation of Somali Community in Minnesota, “helping to connect new immigrants with social welfare programs, housing, health care and education services.”

According to the Pioneer Press, arguments arose when the Somali Democratic caucus began selecting delegates for committees representing the Cedar-Riverside area that is home to many Somalis. The caucus convened at 7:00 p.m. Police called the whole thing off at 7:45."
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2 ... -off-2.php
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby Henry Vilas » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:30 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:Mau-mauing

Meanwhile, back in the 'hood...


The Mountain comes to Mohammed

Says the bigot.
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:33 pm

Henry Vilas wrote:
Ned Flanders wrote:Mau-mauing

Meanwhile, back in the 'hood...


The Mountain comes to Mohammed

Says the bigot.


Stories ripped from the pages of todays' newspapers!
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby Henry Vilas » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:36 pm

Ned thinks powerlineblog is a newspaper. Of course, he also reads and quotes the National Enquirer.
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:43 pm

Henry Vilas wrote:Ned thinks powerlineblog is a newspaper. Of course, he also reads and quotes the National Enquirer.

You musta missed the part about the links, pop. Takin' a few early nips at the bottle today Hank?
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:45 pm

Editor's note: Phyllis Kahn is kinda the Brenda Konkel of Minneapolis. Only on steroids.
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby Henry Vilas » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:46 pm

I never go to your links, whether from your right wing sources or when you link to the National Enquirer. Bullshit is bullshit.

Cue a silly image from Ned.
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby nutria » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:47 pm

Now's the time to finally come clean: The KKKlintons killed Vince Foster, while having an interracial lesbian love affair with Ted Kennedy and William Ayers.
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:49 pm

Henry Vilas wrote:I never go to your links, whether from your right wing sources or when you link to the National Enquirer. Bullshit is bullshit.

Cue a silly image from Ned.

That's a good boy Hank. Now it's time for some mashed peas and a fresh catheter.
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:50 pm

nutria wrote:Now's the time to finally come clean: The KKKlintons killed Vince Foster, while having an interracial lesbian love affair with Ted Kennedy and William Ayers.

That's fucking hot!
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby wack wack » Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:16 pm

What exactly is your point, Ned? Is there a point to your original post?
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby rabble » Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:20 pm

Well, duh. The point is that there's way too much civil debate of relevant issues on this forum and someone has to step in and take it down a couple notches.

Doing a damn good job of it too.
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby nutria » Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:21 pm

Obviously, trickle-down economics will kill (brown-skinned) terrorists with transvaginal ultrasounds, because evolution is a lie.


Libtards.
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:27 pm

Public school-level reading comprehension skills coming back to bite several Forons in the booty, I see.
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby Henry Vilas » Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:48 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:Public school-level reading comprehension skills coming back to bite several Forons in the booty, I see.


Ned Flanders wrote: I attended Madison public schools...
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