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When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:54 pm

Some of us have risen above childhood adversity....
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby nutria » Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:56 pm

..but not an addiction to child pornography.
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:58 pm

nutria wrote:..but not an addiction to child pornography.

Now, now. Hank promised the Missus he was done with that.
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby minicat » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:28 pm

Which is whiter, puffier and more outdated: the Metrodome or the Republican Party's following?
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:35 pm

minicat wrote:Which is whiter, puffier and more outdated: the Metrodome or the Republican Party's following?

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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby nutria » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:36 pm

It disturbs me that Ned still won't say he's stopped looking at child pornography.
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:38 pm

nutria wrote:It disturbs me that Ned still won't say he's stopped looking at child pornography.

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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby nutria » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:45 pm

...and still he hasn't. It's sad really. Come on Ned, just tell us that you've stopped looking at child pornography. You have, haven't you?
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:49 pm

nutria wrote:...and still he hasn't. It's sad really. Come on Ned, just tell us that you've stopped looking at child pornography. You have, haven't you?

Projecting.
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby nutria » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:50 pm

Come on, Ned. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:19 pm

Have you stopped beating your wife Nutty?
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby nutria » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:02 pm

You seem agitated, Ned. Maybe we should examine why that is? I just would like to hear you say you've stopped consuming child pornography.
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:15 pm

nutria wrote:You seem agitated, Ned. Maybe we should examine why that is? I just would like to hear you say you've stopped consuming child pornography.

Trust me, the only "agitation" is in your studded mesh G-string,
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby nutria » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:32 pm

Acting out isn't productive. Just get it out there: have you stopped consuming child pornography? That would be the best place for you to start.
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Re: When Lefties Collide, Comedy Ensues

Postby rabble » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:38 pm

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