Holy crap, that wasn't even close!
I'm the first to say that this race was over before it ever began. Wall Street wants Romney, Wall Street will get Romney. But apparently the voters aren't playing along (or this is all some massive conspiracy to keep Americans engaged in a foregone conclusion!)
As it sits now, Minnesota looks like they're voting for Santorum over Romney by a 3-1 margin, with Ron Paul inbetween! It's Santorum-mentum... or something. Let's face it, the guys that conservatives like can't win. The guys that can win, conservatives don't like. Mitt Romney has the personality of overcooked asparagus and Newt Gingrich has the temper of a wet cat. There aren't nearly enough closeted homosexuals to deliver Santorum a win (except in Minnesota) and the only people supporting Ron Paul are stoners and bankruptcy lawyers.
It's done, folks. Save us the frustration and just appoint Obama for a second term.