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Raelian Movement - Cellular Transmission

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Raelian Movement - Cellular Transmission

Postby MadCityRaelian » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:20 am

[b]Hello to all of you beautiful people out there that are interested in knowing more about the RAELIAN MOVEMENT and also to those of you who want to know â??who are we, where do we come from, and where are we going?â?Â
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Postby blunt » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:39 am

April fool's day?
I feel all tickly inside.
I love straddling dualities even when it makes me sore.

Recipe for Wakism:
Pinch of Rael
Tablespoon of Sitchin
Dollop of Van Daniken
Pinch of Jaque Valle, Gordon Cooper
Stir in Jim Marrs
Leaven with Heaven's Gate
Background music by Nina Hagen

Rub on pineal gland.
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Postby TheBookPolice » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:47 am

blunt wrote:April fool's day?
I feel all tickly inside.
I love straddling dualities even when it makes me sore.

Recipe for Wakism:
Pinch of Rael
Tablespoon of Sitchin
Dollop of Van Daniken
Pinch of Jaque Valle, Gordon Cooper
Stir in Jim Marrs
Leaven with Heaven's Gate
Background music by Nina Hagen

Rub on pineal gland.


Don't forget Milton William Cooper, A. Ralph Epperson and William Guy Carr. If you leave them out, the whole thing goes flat when you take it out of the oven and unwrap the tinfoil.
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Re: Raelian Movement - Cellular Transmission

Postby bluethedog » Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:02 pm

MadCityRaelian wrote:If you are interested in transmitting you cellular plan on that day please let me

Why wait? Let's get it done with, here ya go:

Anytime Minutes 450
Night & Weekend minutes 5000
Mobile to Mobile minutes Unlimited
Long Distance $0.00
Roaming Charges $0.00
Additional minutes $.45/minute
One-time activation fee $36.00
Contract length 2 years
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Re: Raelian Movement - Cellular Transmission

Postby Michael Patrick » Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:03 pm

MadCityRaelian wrote:The next cellular transmission (Raelian Baptism) will be held in Chicago on [b]Sunday April 1st at precisely 3 P.M. That is a day when the Elohim will be close to this earth and will receive and store your genetic code that will be transmitted to them by a guide appointed personally by Rael.


3:00 in the afternoon? I prefer nocturnal transmissions of my DNA, ifyaknowwhatimean...
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Postby Jesse Russell » Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:01 pm

A Raelian Nativity scene (not surprisingly, from Florida):
Image
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Postby Paco » Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:17 pm

Can I see a photo of Marina? If she's really hot I'll go.

Is the lunch prepared by Raelians, or can we go to a restaurant??? Is Kool-aid served?
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Postby meowzamusic » Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:28 pm

Rael, the home of my religion
To me the very center of the earth
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Postby Michael Patrick » Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:57 pm

Jesse Russell wrote:Image


Looks like my kinda party. The babe-to-guy ratio is in my favor... :lol:
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Postby Paco » Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:34 pm

Maybe all Raelians, male and female, have breasteses.
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Postby blunt » Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:25 pm

TheBookPolice wrote:
blunt wrote:April fool's day?
I feel all tickly inside.
I love straddling dualities even when it makes me sore.

Recipe for Wakism:
Pinch of Rael
Tablespoon of Sitchin
Dollop of Van Daniken
Pinch of Jaque Valle, Gordon Cooper
Stir in Jim Marrs
Leaven with Heaven's Gate
Background music by Nina Hagen

Rub on pineal gland.


Don't forget Milton William Cooper, A. Ralph Epperson and William Guy Carr. If you leave them out, the whole thing goes flat when you take it out of the oven and unwrap the tinfoil.


Ah....the Unseen Hand.
Interesting book--and also my nickname in high school....

An interesting journalistic look at the Raelians:
Aliens Adored by Susan Palmer
http://aelaq.org/mrb/article.php?issue= ... =418&cat=4
Respectful and informative.

I love this kind of thing--though the Raelians seem to make a misstep in the same way Applewhite and others do: they mix up mystic ethereal gnostic stuff with physical reality.
Why Heaven's Gate members would need a spaceship to fly in once they shed their fleshbuckets, or why Daniken's spaceships need the Nazca plains to land on (!?) is a mystery.
Rael is closer by wanting to clone our bunnysuits and keep uploading our consciousness into them forever.
Life's huge mystery is that we can only exist by paradoxically and continually trapping, crucifying, and resurrecting our spiritual self using piles of meat.
Ah, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!
But I think you fell behind the fridge.
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Postby blunt » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:26 am

Peter is talking with one Jesus and suddenly sees in the distance Christ being crucified with a third Jesus hovering above the cross, laughing.

Apoc. Peter 81:
When he had said those things I saw him seemingly being seized by them. And I said, "Whgat do I see, O Lord, that it is you yourself whom they take, and that you are grasping me? Or who is this one, glad and laughing on the tree? And is it another one whose feet and hands they are striking?"

Jesus explains the hoveriing laughing Jesus is "the living Jesus," while the one being crucified is merely "his physical part (bunny suit) which is his substitute. They are putting to shame that which is his likeness."

--The Goospel of Judas, Bart D. Ehrman
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Postby Michael Patrick » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:30 am

Paco wrote:Maybe all Raelians, male and female, have breasteses.


At least they won't make me wear a bra...
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Postby blunt » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:37 am

Michael Patrick wrote:
Paco wrote:Maybe all Raelians, male and female, have breasteses.


At least they won't make me wear a bra...


Duh, we all have breasteses.
It's the bellybutton that's missing.
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Postby Michael Patrick » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:56 am

blunt wrote:
Michael Patrick wrote:
Paco wrote:Maybe all Raelians, male and female, have breasteses.


At least they won't make me wear a bra...


Duh, we all have breasteses.
It's the bellybutton that's missing.


I'll be damned, after reviewing the photographic evidence, I believe you are right.

So, when they take my bellybutton, can I get them to take the beer belly too?
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