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Blunt, broken bones but not broken down...

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Re: Blunt, mowed down by a car!!!

Postby towanda » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:21 am

Dang, Blunt! Get well soon!
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Re: Blunt, mowed down by a car!!!

Postby lysander » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:41 am

Get well soon, Blunt.

Anyone doing a benefit show or organizing a collection yet? Isthmus, maybe a mention in print when it comes together?
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Re: Blunt, mowed down by a car!!!

Postby massimo » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:03 am

I thought this was a joke, too!
But an appearance from C_Schick and a post from Flanders that was actually funny has driven home the gravity of the situation.

Heal thyself, Blunt!
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Re: Blunt, mowed down by a car!!!

Postby Walter » Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:08 am

I'm not trying to be a jerk but, according to my sources, he slipped on the ice at 15 W Main Street and fell on the curb by the bus stop. He was not hit by a car, which is good.

Falling on ice is bad anyway you cut it. Broken bones suck. Get well soon!!!
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Re: Blunt, mowed down by a car!!!

Postby Stomach » Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:42 am

Walter wrote:I'm not trying to be a jerk but, according to my sources, he slipped on the ice at 15 W Main Street and fell on the curb by the bus stop. He was not hit by a car, which is good.


Word on the street is that jjoyce pushed him down!
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Re: Blunt, mowed down by a car!!!

Postby Walter » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:32 am

Stomach wrote:
Walter wrote:I'm not trying to be a jerk but, according to my sources, he slipped on the ice at 15 W Main Street and fell on the curb by the bus stop. He was not hit by a car, which is good.


Word on the street is that jjoyce pushed him down!


I can neither confirm nor deny that information.

However, I believe it is possible Jason is alien infiltrator of our life and culture as part of the master plan to subjugate the human race by a hyper-intelligent extraterrestrial reptilian life form and turn the Earth into a mass food source for their planet.
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Re: Blunt, mowed down by a car!!!

Postby toniziemer » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:45 am

Hmmm. I guess you cant' believe everything you read on facebook...His profile the other day said that he was trying to get out of the way of a car that was skidding, he slipped and got clipped by the car. Maybe I misunderstood. Anyway, he has had a significant physical trauma caused by ice, directly or indirectly.
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Re: Blunt, mowed down by a car!!!

Postby Walter » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:19 am

toniziemer wrote:Hmmm. I guess you cant' believe everything you read on facebook...His profile the other day said that he was trying to get out of the way of a car that was skidding, he slipped and got clipped by the car. Maybe I misunderstood. Anyway, he has had a significant physical trauma caused by ice, directly or indirectly.


There was no mention of any car by my source who spoke with him. My intent was not to cast an aspersion on truthfulness but rather to let everyone know he was not smoked by a car and run over. When I hear "mowed down", I think this:

Image

And clearly, we know Blunt was not clad in spandex, participating in a bicycle race in Mexico on Thursday. I'm just saying...not mowed down, thankfully!
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Re: Blunt, broken bones but not broken down...

Postby toniziemer » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:26 am

Okay, now I think we are close to historical accuracy.
Thanks again, Walter. I wonder if Blunt has seen all these lovely well wishes from everyone.
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Re: Blunt, broken bones but not broken down...

Postby boston_jeff » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:45 am

He might be too busy posting funny shit on FB!
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Re: Blunt, mowed down

Postby Ducatista » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:41 pm

spanky wrote:
Chuck_Schick wrote:Wow. All the best,
C.S.

This is a potent scrip, we don't see Chuck very often these days so do him proud - get well soon Blunt!

Sweet Jesus on the dole, I didn't even see that. Makes me happy/sad.
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Re: Blunt, broken bones but not broken down...

Postby MadMind » Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:55 pm

I was going to give another 'Get well soon', but I don't like the 'soon' portion of that sentiment. It sounds pushy.
So get well, and if it takes you an extra week or so to recover, enjoy the time off of day to day life!
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Re: Blunt, broken bones but not broken down...

Postby blunt » Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:36 am

:shock:
I didn't even know this thread existed!
Thanks, you guys.
And Chuck! Back because you care, ya big girl!!
I am experiencing a manly misting so powerful I think I just hurt my back out again.
As for the laying on of hands....is that still available?
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Re: Blunt, broken bones but not broken down...

Postby Madsci » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:42 pm

We will wait until your birthday and set you up a spank machine.
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Re: Blunt, broken bones but not broken down...

Postby blunt » Sun May 03, 2009 11:54 am

Sweet. I deserve to spanked.
As for my fleshbucket, it has survived but with strange "clicking" sounds in the rear ribcage area....
And I can't quite flip the bird so much as just sort of prop it up at an angle.
And my wrist?
Now I can tell if we'll have good crops this year.
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