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Earn $5000 for Christmas fast!

Postby pjbogart » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:19 pm

A wealthy connection of mine is offering $2500 each for Justin Beiber's testicals. Said testicals must be severed with a pair of "Durasharp" hedge clippers while wearing a paisley tie. Qualified applicants should be comfortable working with Chinese gangs and know the difference between Vermont and Canada.

If interested, meet me at midnight in the Olin Park shelter restroom while wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt.
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Re: Earn $5000 for Christmas fast!

Postby fennel » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:59 pm

Testical? Is that the measure of the heat that determines the degree of pendulous remove from the abdomen?
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Re: Earn $5000 for Christmas fast!

Postby pjbogart » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:39 pm

Oh fine, normally a misspelled word looks wrong to me, but I suppose I don't use the word testicle very often.

Anyhoo... it was one of the few times I actually saw a story about the Beebs that was entertaining. Fortunately, the would-be perps have been apprehended and Justin Bieber's testicles are safe... for now.

I think this would be the perfect storyline for Bob and Doug McKenzie to make a comeback.
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Re: Earn $5000 for Christmas fast!

Postby Mad Howler » Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:15 am

pjbogart wrote:I think this would be the perfect storyline for Bob and Doug McKenzie to make a comeback.


Damn it! I am trying to stay away for right now, and here I am peeking in. Yes, this would make a excellent re-intro for Bob and Doug. Even better if this story line blends in, perversely, with Hamlet.
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Re: Earn $5000 for Christmas fast!

Postby green union terrace chair » Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:37 am

Mad Howler wrote:Yes, this would make a excellent re-intro for Bob and Doug. Even better if this story line blends in, perversely, with Hamlet.

Since they already did that maybe this could be an allegory for Hamlet 2.
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Re: Earn $5000 for Christmas fast!

Postby Remember_Me » Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:57 pm

pjbogart wrote:If interested, meet me at midnight in the Olin Park shelter restroom while wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt.


Wtf?

I waited till 1 and then got too cold in just the tshirt and had to call it a night.

Coulda really used that cash too man, not cool dude, not cool.
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