When I think of March, I think of periods of relatively warm weather where everyone breaks out shorts and t-shirts, prancing about town as though 50 degrees is some sort of heat wave only to curse God's name the next day when it starts snowing. It happens every year. Except this one. This one sucks ass. It's cold, and it's going to get colder, and there doesn't appear to be any end in sight. I looked at the extended forecast and we don't get a day over 40 degrees until March 27th.
What the fuck?