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Noah Stokes, Front End Developer and Other Crap

Postby ilikebeans » Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:28 pm

Prepare to shudder with fear, web developers. The competition just got brutal.

http://noahstokes.com
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Re: Noah Stokes, Front End Developer and Other Crap

Postby Mean Scenester » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:16 pm

Front end developer? More like rear end loser.

Nothing says "HIRE ME!" like centered default serif text on a white background in type size determined, presumably, at random. Looks like someone's trying to get work in 1990.

Not so "hawt" there, Motherfuton*.


* Somebody kick this fucker's ass but good for making me read that asinine term.
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Re: Noah Stokes, Front End Developer and Other Crap

Postby TheBookPolice » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:46 pm

I struggle with the possibility that "Is It Lupus".com is legit.
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Re: Noah Stokes, Front End Developer and Other Crap

Postby mrak » Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:28 pm

Having reviewed the source code of his page, I am seriously considering hiring Noah to name all of the DIV tags in my site.
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Re: Noah Stokes, Front End Developer and Other Crap

Postby fisticuffs » Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:31 pm

Is Noah Stokes Sheppy?
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Re: Noah Stokes, Front End Developer and Other Crap

Postby TheBookPolice » Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:58 pm

I dunno. Go to that Es Bueno site, and you'll see that the author of THAT site is actually pretty high-functioning literate. He doesn't appear to be a one-trick pony a la Z0DIAC M0THERFUCKER on AV Club (who, by the way, is still hilarious).
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Re: Noah Stokes, Front End Developer and Other Crap

Postby ilikebeans » Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:20 pm

TheBookPolice wrote:I dunno. Go to that Es Bueno site, and you'll see that the author of THAT site is actually pretty high-functioning literate.

Yep, that has me seriously confused. Seems like a completely different person, but there are links from each site to the other with notes that indicate it's the same author.
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