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best thing about smoking ban: SMIRTING

Postby blunt » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:21 am

That's right.
SMIRTING: smoking and flirting.
Now I no longer have to compete with other stallions in the bar; I wait til my victim goes outside to suck on a fag.
I follow.
I then enjoy uninterrupted move-making.
Not to mention how grown up and attractive we both look with something on fire stuck in our faces.
It's fun, it's a party, it's snapping tobacco towels.
My success rate has tripled.
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Postby bluethedog » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:33 am

2nd best thing is SMARTING?
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Postby blunt » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:36 am

Lighting flatulence with your Pall Mall?
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Postby TheBookPolice » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:38 am

I like SMAUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION.
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Postby Bwis53 » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:44 am

Now if we could just get rid of all the butts, all over the sidewalk and gutter...Can't they hit the can?
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Postby bluethedog » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:45 am

blunt wrote:Lighting flatulence with your Pall Mall?

Ding.

Word to the wise: Don't SMIRT and SMART.
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Postby Rosemary » Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:03 pm

Why in the world was FLART passed by for SMIRT?

FLART sounds like something one tries to hide on a first date.
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Postby massimo » Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:39 pm

Rosemary wrote:Why in the world was FLART passed by for SMIRT?

Well, uh, wouldn't it then be FLOKING instead of FLARTING? Still, nothing you'd want to be doing on a first date...
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Postby Rosemary » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:33 pm

errr...

Yes. You are correct. I don't know what I was thinking, either. :lol:
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Postby white_rabbit » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:34 pm

Flirking?
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Postby Rosemary » Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:25 pm

Florking?

Smorting?

(Does the smortee think, "This smorts"?)
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Postby blunt » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:38 pm

I think you guys are being snarky.
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Postby TheBookPolice » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:59 pm

blunt wrote:I think you guys are being snarky.


Hmm...

Snowy parking!

Snowy parking

Sn ark y

Snarky

I get it!

Wait no.
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Postby Rosemary » Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:38 pm

TheBookPolice wrote:
blunt wrote:I think you guys are being snarky.


Hmm...

Snowy parking!

Snowy parking

Sn ark y

Snarky

I get it!

Wait no.


This made me snort in laughter.
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Postby blunt » Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:48 am

Use a snifter.
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