Does anybody else know who I'm talking about? He's kind of gangly, early to mid 20's, and usually has buzzed hair, and he talks loudly in a bad Irish accent. I know for a fact he is not Irish, because when he worked as a go-fer at the Madison Mallards he did not have the accent. I've seen him several places, including the Shamrock, which I think he might assume is actually a bar for Irish people (when I knew the guy at the Mallards he wasn't too bright, maybe even mildly retarded). He once followed a girl to an invitation-type party I was at, totally creeped her out, and then took a bottle of beer out of the fridge and asked me "Is thas beeerrr?" "yeah" "Oh, cuz I cahn't reeead Anglish." Some of my friends have also run into this guy in the course of their occupations and all had really strange interactions with him. I'm wondering if he is reaching the status of Madison Character--like a young Tunnel Bob or something. If you have run into him, tell your story. Can anyone confirm that he hangs out at the Shamrock on a regular basis?
BTW-We did eventually kick him out of that party.