I'm sitting at BW3 watching State Street on the big free range organic TV they call a window when all of a sudden I am spotted and pointed at from outside by a creazy freak chick.
She comes inside puts her crazy freak chick hand on my shoulder and says,
"Dude: it's okay. A shaved head doesn't not mean you're a racist or you discriminate against anyone about the color of their skin. It may just be a fashion or maybe you're a cancer patient. But it's okay. You are not a Nazi. Besides, you can't be: Hitler had hair."
Then she left.
I feel so much better.