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Postby Oprah » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:20 pm

I've come to the realization that size does indeed matter. Any recommendations are much appreciated.
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Postby Paco » Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:01 am

Find a small woman.
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Postby Chuck_Schick » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:20 am

Are you looking for the noise-canceling variety or just the conventional kind?
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Postby mrak » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:39 am

This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
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Postby pulsewidth modulation » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:52 am

Chuck_Schick blows a lot of hot air... Give him a try.
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Postby Chuck_Schick » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:41 am

pulsewidth modulation wrote:Chuck_Schick blows a lot of hot air... Give him a try.

Says our resident blast furnace of empty rhetoric.

Such a hoot.
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Postby Thusnelda » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:53 am

According to my genetic pedigree and several well-informed sources, I happen to be a Swedish-made penis enlarger.
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Postby Bwis53 » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:12 pm

Don't tell me after all this time, Steadman prefers to be strangled rather than tickled.
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Postby Oprah » Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:37 pm

Bwis53 wrote:Don't tell me after all this time, Steadman prefers to be strangled rather than tickled.

Don't tell anyone, but the issue's not with Steadman.
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Postby massimo » Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:55 pm

Oprah wrote:Don't tell anyone, but the issue's not with Steadman.

Is the issue, then, with Stedman?
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Postby Bwis53 » Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:58 pm

massimo wrote:
Oprah wrote:Don't tell anyone, but the issue's not with Steadman.

Is the issue, then, with Stedman?


Or simply yourself?
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Postby donges » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:42 pm

Bwis53 wrote:
massimo wrote:
Oprah wrote:Don't tell anyone, but the issue's not with Steadman.

Is the issue, then, with Stedman?


Or simply yourself?


This is getting into the realm of "Things I don't want to know about Oprah".

Thusnelda's story, however, might be interesting.
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Re: Penis Pumps

Postby Frank Booth » Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:20 am

Oprah wrote:I've come to the realization that size does indeed matter. Any recommendations are much appreciated.


Compensation:
-spoiler on your Prius
-erect supersized billboards of nude self on Illinois tollway

OR

Distraction:
-tattoo of smaller-sized wang on your abdomen
-give Steadman magno-glasses
-camoflauge
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Postby Thusnelda » Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:23 am

Oh, there's no story, really. It's just a fact.
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