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Unanswered questions posed to Ned Flanders

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Postby Henry Vilas » Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:23 pm

harrissimo wrote:I seem to recall that about 2 years ago Ned revealed that he is an attorney living in the Fox River area.

I thought it was advertising/p.r. work in the Twin Cities.
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Postby Shipley » Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:42 pm

from the thread about cost of living and pay scale vs other cities:

Ned Flanders wrote:When I moved to the TC, I almost doubled my salary. The cost of living isn't double here folks.

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I was doing serious financial damage to myself by trying to stay in Madison, I'm sorry I had to move, but it's been very positive.


Why is he sorry he moved if he makes more, gets out of liberal Madison, and had a positive experience?

I don't think he's moved much mentally, if makes a point of stopping by here to be a nitwit once a week. I may do the same, but at least I'm local!
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Postby Sideshow Bob » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:46 pm

Shipley wrote:
I don't think he's moved much mentally, if makes a point of stopping by here to be a nitwit once a week.


Once a week? Don't you mean every work day Monday thru Friday, except for when he's on vacation? It's good to see that his Minnesotan employer is getting all that productivity out of Ned for twice the money.
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Postby Shipley » Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:10 pm

my mistake, I meant to say once a day.
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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:01 pm

Edited to include Marvell's persistent query about Ned's true feelings regarding moral equivalence arguments.
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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:43 pm

Since Ned has decided to revive his Hsu thread, I've added the question from it which he has still (7 pages in) refused to answer.
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Postby Ned Flanders » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:28 pm

OK......boxers.
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Postby Shipley » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:34 pm

and now we have an answer without a question.
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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:39 pm

Shipley wrote:and now we have an answer without a question.
I can fix that in a jiffy!

Ned Flanders wrote:
Prof. Wagstaff wrote:Quit dodging, Ned, and just answer the question! If you had to choose any kind of Olympic athlete to play hide the hot dog with, who would it be?
OK......boxers.
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Postby ilikebeans » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:43 pm

So if we're waiting on an answer from a different poster, do we need to start a different thread? 'Cause I'm still anxious for pulsewidth modulation to explain how the smoking ban is actually a secret government tax scheme.

Maybe I should add it to the Ban worthy? thread...
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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:19 am

New question added.

I'm impressed that Ned went 3-4 days without refusing to answer a question. Of course, he isn't around much over the weekends...
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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:18 am

New question added.

Considering it's a question about both facts and science, it's a sure bet that even if Ned answers, he will be wrong.
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Postby fisticuffs » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:36 pm

So is Ned gonna Tow the party line now that his candidate has answered the most illusive of Ned questions? Go ahead and say it Ned. it's alright. We already don't think much of you.
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Postby O.J. » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:11 pm

Ned, is homosexuality a bigger threat to the nation than terrorism?
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Postby pulsewidth modulation » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:26 pm

O.J. wrote:Ned, is homosexuality a bigger threat to the nation than terrorism?


Yea... Is it? Or, is it just easy to bash the homos?
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