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Strip Steak...adult-themed supper club?

Postby elben » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:12 pm

Taken from craigslist(food/bev/hosp):

"Need dancers for exciting new adult buffet restaurant (Sun Prairie)

Strip Steak, a new concept in adult dining and entertainment, is looking for attractive young ladies to dance at our adult-themed supper club. We will be opening at the end of August and expect to be very busy from the start. Excellent earning potential. Send brief description of self and pictures. Must be comfortable dancing full nude. Full- or part-time. Excellent fringe benefits available."

This is a joke...right? Especially the bit about "fringe benefits," genius.
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Postby Bunny Chow » Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:11 pm

I hope it's not a joke! We need a new steak adult style buffet restaurant in Sunny P.

I am looking forward to it!
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Postby Parintachin » Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:21 pm

I have this terrible image of fat old men stuffing greasy one dollar bills into the garters of cringing young women with thick, gravy-smeared fingers. Getting lap dances with a fried drumstick sticking outta their mouths.

This may be more man than a ma'am can stand.
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Postby Shipley » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:21 am

Hot damn, finally a classy joint to compete with Hooters.
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Postby meowzamusic » Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:46 am

Dude, you forgot about Tilted Klit
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Postby Shipley » Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:51 pm

I said "classy"


..and my "classy" I mean "topless"
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Postby Wanda » Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:25 pm

I'm going to apply. I hope they don't discriminate against sassy middle-aged women who have c-section scars and saggy boobs from nursing 3 kids. I imaging they'd want me to shave my legs above the knees if they hire me.
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Postby Igor » Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:49 pm

Wanda wrote:I'm going to apply. I hope they don't discriminate against sassy middle-aged women who have c-section scars and saggy boobs from nursing 3 kids. I imaging they'd want me to shave my legs above the knees if they hire me.


Well, there's always the day shift... :)
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Postby Parintachin » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:56 am

Wanda wrote:I'm going to apply. I hope they don't discriminate against sassy middle-aged women who have c-section scars and saggy boobs from nursing 3 kids. I imaging they'd want me to shave my legs above the knees if they hire me.


That's Hot!
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Postby supaunknown » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:56 am

Parintachin wrote:I have this terrible image of fat old men stuffing greasy one dollar bills into the garters of cringing young women with thick, gravy-smeared fingers. Getting lap dances with a fried drumstick sticking outta their mouths.

That's hot too!
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Postby Zloduska » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:03 pm

Wanda wrote:I'm going to apply. I hope they don't discriminate against sassy middle-aged women who have c-section scars and saggy boobs from nursing 3 kids. I imaging they'd want me to shave my legs above the knees if they hire me.


And that would be different from a lot of the strip clubs currently in Wisconsin how?? Heh, I kid. (But not entirely.)
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Postby chleppr » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:06 pm

Zloduska wrote:
Wanda wrote:I'm going to apply. I hope they don't discriminate against sassy middle-aged women who have c-section scars and saggy boobs from nursing 3 kids. I imaging they'd want me to shave my legs above the knees if they hire me.


And that would be different from a lot of the strip clubs currently in Wisconsin how?? Heh, I kid. (But not entirely.)


The buffet would make the difference! hehe
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Postby amotor » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:44 pm

chleppr wrote:
The buffet would make the difference! hehe


A full buffet just doesn't seem sanitary in this situation.
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Re: Strip Steak...adult-themed supper club?

Postby Stomach » Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:30 am

For a second I thought MadMind would be excited, but I think he only likes chain restaurants.
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Re: Strip Steak...adult-themed supper club?

Postby MadMind75 » Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:17 pm

Stomach wrote:For a second I thought MadMind would be excited, but I think he only likes chain restaurants.

Never paid any mind to it. A non-descript ad from Craigslist, posted two years ago nonetheless, is anything but credible.
Doesn't deserve a thread.
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