Bright orange lamps and mint green chairs, like a '70s bachelor pad without the Esquivel soundtrack..
Guy handing out teriyaki chicken chunkc on a toothpicks.
But: finally, authentic fake New York pizza has arrived in Madison!
You know how shameful it is when you find yourself in New York eating a slice of Sbarro's
The shame is over!
I can finally eat fake New York pizza right here in Madison, a place that pretends it's New York!
It is really pretty good.
My mouth especially likes stuff drowned in extra sauce.
But the crust seemed oddly familar.
My intimate companions and I suddenly chimed in unison:
"TASTES LIKE FROZEN!"
, food court punk?