Mr Vernon: Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.
Andrew: What do you need a fake I.D. for?
Brian: So I can vote.
Andrew: Yo wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here.
Bender: But face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?
Brian: Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is.
Bender: What's that?
Claire: Rice, raw fish, and seaweed.
Bender: You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?