If for no other reason, you can't waste that tag line I came up with on the first page. You're really not going to get anything better than that. You can use it, you have my permission. I don't want any money. REally, nothing. Buy me a drink sometime. It only took a minute. I'm clever, it just comes naturally.
The synchronicity is delicious: I just got asked the same question at Walgreens: "So why did you quit?" .....?! For the THIRD time in the last few years within this particular sociobioillogical paranickle --- I have been mistaken for Kent Williams.