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"The first improvement in toilet paper as we know it"

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"The first improvement in toilet paper as we know it"

Postby SawyerSpeaks » Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:31 pm

If you haven't seen this bizarre informercial, well, sit down and sit tight. I've never seen anything quite like it.

http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/2009/06/14/life-death-and-the-infomercial/
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Re: "The first improvement in toilet paper as we know it"

Postby ArturoBandini » Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:45 pm

Thanks for sharing.

Aside from the complete absurdity and irrelevancy of this product, I think that the curvature looks wrong. I think the TP should go on the inside of the curve, not the outside. Maybe the head can be rotated. Compare the two pictures:
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comfort wipe img 2
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Who doesn't need an extra 18" to reach their anus. This video would be complete with a schematic animation of the Comfort Wipe in operation.
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Re: "The first improvement in toilet paper as we know it"

Postby HeyZeus » Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:47 pm

Since obesity has become an epidemic, this will help fat people "get all up in there."

I think I'm gonna be sick.
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