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A haiku

Postby TheBookPolice » Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:02 pm

Trash left on the curb
invites vagrants and maggots.
Who broke my windows?
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Re: A haiku

Postby depinmad » Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:09 pm

announced in the night
didn't wait until morning
a snow day hooray!
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Re: A haiku

Postby Violet_Skye » Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:54 am

street light halo'ed pink
enshrouded in swirling snow
dramatic deluge
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Re: A haiku

Postby TheBookPolice » Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:31 pm

To dodge a dog turd
We leave pavement and find mud
But the shit still stinks.
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Re: A haiku

Postby TheBookPolice » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:03 pm

Welcome, new Forons!
To spell 'retard,' start with R,
and then end with it.
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Re: A haiku

Postby Uncle_Leaver » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:11 pm

Spews like a geyser
Incomprehensible trash
Tiggs is on the scene
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Re: A haiku

Postby fisticuffs » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:40 pm

Clever Haiku? No.
But wanted to say thank you
for this funny shit
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Re: A haiku

Postby ilikebeans » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:43 pm

The stupid--it burns!
First day: thirty-seven posts
Complete wharrgarbl
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Re: A haiku

Postby Uncle_Leaver » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:43 am

Engage a moron
And you've taken the first step
To becoming one
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Re: A haiku

Postby mrak » Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:33 am

Forum I once loved,
Your signal-to-troll ratio
Approaches zero
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Re: A haiku

Postby fisticuffs » Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:47 pm

Johnny got his pen.
Tiggs got a lobotomy.
Canceraids for both.
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Re: A haiku

Postby Henry Vilas » Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:57 pm

Sarah Palin's spawn
Also a very special one
Named it baby Tiggs
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Re: A haiku

Postby NDN » Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:39 pm

from a t-shirt i saw:

haikus can be fun
but sometimes they don't make sense
refridgerator
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Re: A haiku

Postby supaunknown » Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:45 pm

Haiti telethon
self-serving celebrities
make a difference
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Re: A haiku

Postby TheBookPolice » Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:19 pm

Tiggs, Flanders, Tiggs. He
muttered underneath his breath:
"Nothing is revealed."
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