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Unanswered questions posed to Ned Flanders

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Re: Unanswered questions posed to Ned Flanders

Postby ilikebeans » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:06 pm

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Re: Unanswered questions posed to Ned Flanders

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:26 pm

Define "compsensation".
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Re: Unanswered questions posed to Ned Flanders

Postby Henry Vilas » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:30 pm

So Ned, should medical students be taught a procedure that can save a woman's life? A simple yes or no will do.
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Re: Unanswered questions posed to Ned Flanders

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:31 pm

Define "procedure".
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Re: Unanswered questions posed to Ned Flanders

Postby HamsterArmageddon » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:35 pm

Are Ned Flanders and HamsterArmageddon the same person?
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Re: Unanswered questions posed to Ned Flanders

Postby HamsterArmageddon » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:38 pm

Henry Vilas wrote:So Ned, should medical students be taught a procedure that can save a woman's life? A simple yes or no will do.


Henry Vilas, should old wind bags suffering from dementia be put in state homes because it's good for them?
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Re: Unanswered questions posed to Ned Flanders

Postby gargantua » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:52 pm

HamsterArmageddon wrote:
Henry Vilas wrote:So Ned, should medical students be taught a procedure that can save a woman's life? A simple yes or no will do.


Henry Vilas, should old wind bags suffering from dementia be put in state homes because it's good for them?


Since it obviously has happened to you, why don't you tell the nurse what you think about it and she'll type it up for you.
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Re: Unanswered questions posed to Ned Flanders

Postby gargantua » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:55 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:Define "procedure".


You're kind of stupid if you don't know what a procedure is, Ned. I think you really do know and are just engaging in your usual puerile game of deflection.

You're not answering his question because you're afraid to.
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Re: Unanswered questions posed to Ned Flanders

Postby Henry Vilas » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:29 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:Define "procedure".

D and C. Now called D and X. Often necessary to save a woman or girl's life when your savior allows miscarriages to occur.

When that procedure is also performed for early term abortions, frat boys call it a "dusting and cleaning". What fraternity did you pledge?
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Re: Unanswered questions posed to Ned Flanders

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:38 pm

Henry Vilas wrote:
Ned Flanders wrote:Define "procedure".

D and C. Now called D and X. Often necessary to save a woman or girl's life when your savior allows miscarriages to occur.

When that procedure is also performed for early term abortions, frat boys call it a "dusting and cleaning". What fraternity did you pledge?


Sounds like you have a real affection. Too bad your parents didn't.
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Re: Unanswered questions posed to Ned Flanders

Postby jman111 » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:41 pm

Too crude, even for Nedly.
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Re: Unanswered questions posed to Ned Flanders

Postby snoqueen » Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:34 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:Define "compsensation".



Compsensation: the sensation of compensation. Like, forons get a sensation of compensation when Ned hangs out on TDPF between 9 am and about 4:30 pm on weekdays.

Sometimes spelled compsen$ation.
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Re: Unanswered questions posed to Ned Flanders

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:07 pm

snoqueen wrote:Compsensation: the sensation of compensation. Like, forons get a sensation of compensation when Ned hangs out on TDPF between 9 am and about 4:30 pm on weekdays.

Sometimes spelled compsen$ation.


You learn while I earn ba-by!
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