I think it's neat that someone puts positive affirmations inside of a chocolate piece. I think it would be even neater if someone could make anti-promise notes.
- Don't worry, it will get worse before it gets better.
- Yes, this will make you look fat in that.
- They are watching you.
- They are in fact laughing at you, not with you.
- Wow, another one?
- His phone didn't die, he just doesn't like you.
- They say "alcoholic" with love.
- Don't puke me up later.
- Happy Eviction!
- You're adopted.
- Let's just be friends, on facebook, with limited profiles.
- There is no i in "team", but there is in "pathetic".