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Re: Best of TDPF

Postby Endo Rockstar » Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:32 am

scratch wrote:
David Blaska wrote:Cases of voter fraud are documented.


So cite the documentation.

Jason, I understand the Isthmus' desire to have a credible conservative voice blogging regularly, but this cheeseball can't even cite his sources when repeatedly asked to do so. Why does the Isthmus pay him? You could get similar unfounded rhetoric from Ned for free.


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Re: Best of TDPF

Postby supaunknown » Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:13 pm

Endo Rockstar wrote:Oh, it gets worse. I pass judgement on bands by their gear on stage before they play. I make fun of girls with Asian calligraphy tatooed above their ass-cracks, and dudes wearing Ed Hardy, Affliction, or pink polos.
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Re: Best of TDPF

Postby Michael Patrick » Wed Aug 03, 2011 2:48 pm

From this thread...

rrnate wrote:
Ned Flanders wrote:"Spooking". That sounds racist.


With brain power like this, America is going to pull itself up by it's bootstraps and walk tall once more.
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Re: Best of TDPF

Postby ilikebeans » Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:09 pm

kurt_w wrote:... then fall flat on its face 'cause it accidentally tied its bootstraps together.
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Re: Best of TDPF

Postby TheBookPolice » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:08 am

Nick Berigan wrote:I can get along with just about anybody who is not simultaneously kicking me.
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Re: Best of TDPF

Postby kurt_w » Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:40 am

Marvell wrote:
Ned Flanders wrote:One word: Bean Snappers


Jesus Christ, Ned - you can't even count to fucking TWO?!!
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Re: Best of TDPF

Postby Henry Vilas » Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:40 pm

This one made me chuckle, but it would make a lousy band name.

bdog wrote:... compared to Nyquil Dave's.
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Re: Best of TDPF

Postby ilikebeans » Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:32 pm

massimo wrote:I don't care what any of you say. I'm a fan.

BOOB sweat?!? c'mon!

Michael Patrick wrote:Band name!

TheBookPolice wrote:You guys don't have enough women in your lives if the term "boob sweat" still holds novelty.

O.J. wrote:I believe the clinical term is hooter hidrosis.
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Re: Best of TDPF

Postby TheBookPolice » Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:59 am

jjoyce wrote:From what I understand, Sieger's legacy in that neighborhood is still that he manages to park an incredible number of cars on his properties each Badger game day.
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Re: Best of TDPF

Postby fisticuffs » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:51 pm

kurt_w Wrote:
The typical Republican voter is a 68-year-old retired Burger-King manager from Bolivar, Missouri who wants his taxes low, hates being asked to Press 1 for English, and thinks that most of the problems with our schools could be solved if they'd just make the kids pull their pants up and listen to a prayer over the PA system every morning.
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Re: Best of TDPF

Postby ilikebeans » Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:02 am

pjbogart wrote:[Ted Nugent] is selling tickets to a show at the Overture on Sunday? Crap, that's the night I had slated to spray Easy-Off in my eyes and I'm going to have to stick with the more pleasant experience.
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Re: Best of TDPF

Postby bdog » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:36 pm

acereraser wrote:To be fair, Rick Perry also models Haggar slacks for JCPenney. That's a lucrative gig.

Image
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Re: Best of TDPF

Postby Walter » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:52 pm

Post by Kyle Motor » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:33 am

"How Schabow Got His Beer Bong Back"
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Re: Best of TDPF

Postby Michael Patrick » Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:15 am

kurt_w wrote:
gargantua wrote:He "casually" took Christ's place on the cross? Wow.


It was Casual Good Friday.
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Re: Best of TDPF

Postby ilikebeans » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:29 pm

Average Joe wrote:
buckyor wrote:
The only way Prosser's 5'9" is in high heels.

Thus the reason there was so much confusion when Gableman yelled out, "Hey, Shirley".
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