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Badgers and Beavers - the fur will fly

Postby Beaver » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:31 pm

The mighty Beavers invade camp randall Sat. I predict an upset: Ore St 24 UW 23.
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Re: Badgers and Beavers - the fur will fly

Postby fisticuffs » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:37 pm

Dam you Beaver!

Badgers- 63 Beavers -13
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Re: Badgers and Beavers - the fur will fly

Postby Michael Patrick » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:00 pm

According to Wikipedia, badgers "are capable of fighting off much larger animals such as wolves and bears."

So the Beavers will be no match for the mighty Badgers.
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Re: Badgers and Beavers - the fur will fly

Postby fisticuffs » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:06 pm

In 2007 suggestions that British forces released man-eating badgers near Basra, Iraq, to kill terrorists were refuted
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Re: Badgers and Beavers - the fur will fly

Postby kurt_w » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:35 pm

Wisconsin used to be home to a now-extinct species of giant beaver (up to 8 feet long). They were probably killed off early in the Holocene when the first humans arrived from Siberia.

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On the other hand, if you go back 130 million years, you had this:

Prehistoric badger had dinosaurs for breakfast

Unfortunately, if you're imagining a 200-foot tall badger devouring T.rexes, the story turns out to be rather less exciting than the headline implies.
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Re: Badgers and Beavers - the fur will fly

Postby fisticuffs » Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:02 pm

Wisconsin used to be home to a now-extinct species of giant beaver (up to 8 feet long).


insert sexist jokes here:
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Re: Badgers and Beavers - the fur will fly

Postby Detritus » Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:55 pm

Beavers are all very well and good, but can they do this?
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Re: Badgers and Beavers - the fur will fly

Postby Huckleby » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:47 pm

The Badgers are the Cupcake Kings. Beavers have played hardest schedule among all major conference teams.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142 ... 42300.html

"Since the Wisconsin run began Sept. 20, 2003, the combined record of their nonconference opponents (excluding non-major-college ones) is 87-190 (.314)—the lowest of any school in the six major conferences. Of Wisconsin's 29 victims, 13 either were non-Football Bowl Subdivision schools or teams that went on to lose double-digit games."

Alvarez has been feeding us crap opponents.
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Re: Badgers and Beavers - the fur will fly

Postby Ned Flanders » Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:32 am

fisticuffs wrote:
Wisconsin used to be home to a now-extinct species of giant beaver (up to 8 feet long).


insert sexist jokes here:


Baby, I'm so there.

But I'll refrain and just say Bucky 49, Beavs 10.
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Re: Badgers and Beavers - the fur will fly

Postby ilikebeans » Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:39 am

Ned Flanders wrote:But I'll refrain

:shock:
Who are you, and what have you done with Ned's body?
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Re: Badgers and Beavers - the fur will fly

Postby Ned Flanders » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:00 am

ilikebeans wrote:
Ned Flanders wrote:But I'll refrain

:shock:
Who are you, and what have you done with Ned's body?


There's some fruit that hangs too low for even Ned.
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Re: Badgers and Beavers - the fur will fly

Postby Beaver » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:56 am

The Beavers lost? UW must have cheated.
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Re: Badgers and Beavers - the fur will fly

Postby Beaver » Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:06 pm

The mighty Beavers get revenge with a 10-7 win this year! Wow the Badgers look bad. N. Iowa may be the only team they beat. No rose bowl this year.
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