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I AM THEE GOD

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I AM THEE GOD

Postby GOD » Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:22 pm

I DEMAND MY FORUM STATUS IMMEDIATELY BE UPGRADED TO "THE ONE TRUE FORUM GOD". THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY FALSE IDOLS BEARING THE RANK OF "FORUM GOD", WHILE I AM MERELY A "SENIOR MEMBER".

DO NOT TRIFLE WITH ME IN 2012 HUMANS; IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT MET, MY DISPLEASURE WILL TAKE A MOST UNPLEASANT FORM.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby massimo » Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:26 pm

Only committed post-whoring will get you there. Even for you, o Lord.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby minicat » Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:54 pm

you no help me now, i say "fuck you, joboo"
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby GOD » Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:03 pm

minicat wrote:you no help me now, i say "fuck you, joboo"


IF MY WRATH IS INVOKED, I WILL START WITH THE LONGHAIRS.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby GOD » Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:04 pm

massimo wrote:Only committed post-whoring will get you there. Even for you, o Lord.


EACH OF MY POSTS OPENS ANOTHER SMALL WINDOW IN TO DIVINE INSIGHT AND THEREFORE SHOULD COUT AS THOUSANDS OF POSTS.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby minicat » Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:09 pm

GOD wrote:
minicat wrote:you no help me now, i say "fuck you, joboo"


IF MY WRATH IS INVOKED, I WILL START WITH THE LONGHAIRS.


wow. mighty omniscient there, chief.

What does "COUT" mean?
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby ilikebeans » Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:16 pm

Even God can't resist posting on a bender.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby FALSE GOD » Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:21 pm

DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM.

I AM THE ONE TRUE GOD.

BELIEVE ME.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby fennel » Thu Mar 01, 2012 6:22 pm

minicat wrote:What does "COUT" mean?
It's like infallible, only different.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby bdog » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:39 pm

Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord...
Congregation: O Lord...
Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big...
Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big...
Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge.
Congregation: ...So absolutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Congregation: Fantastic.
Humphrey: Amen.
Congregation: Amen.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby snoqueen » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:04 pm

When I was in college, I learned that GOD was down in Argentina or someplace surfing with Rachel Feinbod and would not be back any time soon.

Why is GOD back?
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby Henry Vilas » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:15 pm

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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby Detritus » Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:56 pm

Once upon a time, there was a block of cement on the sidewalk outside the north side of Van Hise Hall that had the following words of wisdom inscribed on it:

FRANK ZAPPA IS ACID IS GOD

And that is all anyone needs to know.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby GOD » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:54 am

minicat wrote:
GOD wrote:
minicat wrote:you no help me now, i say "fuck you, joboo"


IF MY WRATH IS INVOKED, I WILL START WITH THE LONGHAIRS.


wow. mighty omniscient there, chief.

What does "COUT" mean?


I CANNOT REVEAL ALL OF MY MYSTERIES AT ONCE CHILD. JUST HAVE FAITH THAT IT'S MEANING IS RELEVANT.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby snoqueen » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:59 am

Dear Jesus, would you please have a short discussion with GOD regarding its versus it's? Thank you. Amen.
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