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I AM THEE GOD

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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby FALSE GOD » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:59 am

THE ONE TRUE GOD -- WHICH IS ME -- WOULD NEVER IMPROPERLY USE AN APOSTROPHE.

DO NOT BE FOOLED BY FALSE GODS.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby GOD » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:00 am

FALSE GOD wrote:DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM.

I AM THE ONE TRUE GOD.

BELIEVE ME.


IN ORDER TO STOP THIS NONSENSE, I SHALL NOW REVEAL YOUR TRUE VISAGE.

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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby GOD » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:01 am

snoqueen wrote:Dear Jesus, would you please have a short discussion with GOD regarding its versus it's? Thank you. Amen.


MY ONE TRUE SON WHO DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND WAS REBORN AS A SMALL DISPLAY OF MY EVERLASTING GLORY NEVER LEARNED TO READ.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby Henry Vilas » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:06 am

Also, the title of this thread should read: I AM THY GOD.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby fisticuffs » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:08 am

Playing with fire there, Hank. And brimstone.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby minicat » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:03 am

This thread has already proven that not even GOD can avoid the shots of TDP's grammar police.

Maybe that says we all need to calm down a bit. Or GET READY FOR SOME FOOT-BALL
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby GOD » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:48 am

GRAMMAR IS FOR PUSSIES.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby Henry Vilas » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:51 am

Proof that GOD is a misogynist.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby GOD » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:57 am

Henry Vilas wrote:Proof that GOD is a misogynist.


HELL IS A SAUSAGE PARTY WITH "THE CREAM OF CLAPTON" ON INFINITE LOOP.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby O.J. » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:52 pm

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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby GOD » Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:37 am

CONTINUE TO IGNORE MY REQUEST AT YOUR PERIL, HALFLINGS!

"Since Sunday, the sun has launched a barrage of flares, particle radiation and blobs of plasma that have disrupted some radio communications and forced airlines to reroute northern flights."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/solar-storms-ramp-up-take-aim-at-earth/2012/03/07/gIQAjodsxR_story.html
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby peripat » Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:53 am

Now god = Sauron?
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby doppel » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:08 pm

You claiming to be Ra? As in you-Ra-Ra. No fucking way. Now go away and play with yourself somewhere else. Thank God it's Thor's day, or the great and powerful Jason would have banned me from the garden of The Forum quicker than Eve was from the garden of Eden.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby GOD » Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:01 pm

doppel wrote:You claiming to be Ra? As in you-Ra-Ra. No fucking way. Now go away and play with yourself somewhere else. Thank God it's Thor's day, or the great and powerful Jason would have banned me from the garden of The Forum quicker than Eve was from the garden of Eden.


CALM DOWN CHILD.
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Re: I AM THEE GOD

Postby kurt_w » Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:25 pm

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