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Who's the RNC Mystery Speaker?

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Who's the RNC Mystery Speaker?

Postby fisticuffs » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:17 pm

Set to introduce Willard tonight?
Heard a rumor they were going to use the Tupac hollogram technology to reanimate Reagan's corpse and have him support positions he never did in real life. This is what I'm betting on. Nothing could be more tasteless and lame. A perfect fit for the RNC.
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Re: Who's the RNC Mystery Speaker?

Postby Henry Vilas » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:25 pm

CNN says it's Dirty Harry.
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Re: Who's the RNC Mystery Speaker?

Postby fisticuffs » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:28 pm

CNN says it's Dirty Harry.


The flaming liberal who made those propaganda ads covering up the auto bailouts? Interesting choice.
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Re: Who's the RNC Mystery Speaker?

Postby TheBookPolice » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:30 pm

Fred Astaire and a vacuum cleaner.

(An old white man, sucking. It's perfect.)
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Re: Who's the RNC Mystery Speaker?

Postby Detritus » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:45 pm

Hologram Barry Goldwater.

No, wait--scratch that. He's too far to the left. Can I change my vote to "Snooki?"
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Re: Who's the RNC Mystery Speaker?

Postby Stebben84 » Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:40 pm

How come David Duke isn't on the list?
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Re: Who's the RNC Mystery Speaker?

Postby Ned Flanders » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:06 pm

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Re: Who's the RNC Mystery Speaker?

Postby Stebben84 » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:08 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:Image



No, it's the guy introducing Mittens.
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Re: Who's the RNC Mystery Speaker?

Postby rrnate » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:08 pm

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Re: Who's the RNC Mystery Speaker?

Postby ilikebeans » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:45 pm

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"Upon entering the theater, please move as far to the end of the row as possible. Stopping in the middle is distinctly unpatriotic."
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Re: Who's the RNC Mystery Speaker?

Postby DCB » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:08 pm

Stebben84 wrote:
Ned Flanders wrote:Image



No, it's the guy introducing Mittens.

All those rich white guys look the same to me.
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Re: Who's the RNC Mystery Speaker?

Postby bdog » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:27 pm

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Re: Who's the RNC Mystery Speaker?

Postby cxl01 » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:18 pm

Henry Vilas wrote:CNN says it's Dirty Harry.


What would Harry say to the RNC?
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