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Segway Jeremy Ryan ill?

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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan ill?

Postby Ned Flanders » Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:09 pm

Any updates?
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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan ill?

Postby pjbogart » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:16 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:Any updates?


I got an update. This thread is now ten pages of complete douchebaggery, from lefties comparing Jeremy Ryan to Martin Luther King, Jr to righties complaining about Jeremy Ryan faking his illness. You know what? Even if he is faking it you're still a douche for suggesting it when you weren't absolutely certain. And no, hunches don't count.

Would it kill you to focus upon something of substance?
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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan ill?

Postby Meade » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:20 pm

PJ projection.
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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan ill?

Postby swimmingupstream » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:45 pm

Oh come on PJ it has been fun. Over 10,000 views.

It is truely a nice tribute to the memory of Segway Jeremy Ryan. Just as I hoped it would be.
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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan ill?

Postby swimmingupstream » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:56 pm

From page 4
bdog wrote: I'm enjoying this latest invention of yours.

Tell Jeremy chin up.


Thank you big dog Dave.

I am still praying that Segway Jeremy Ryan, with Devine intervention, will pull through.

Do you believe in miracles? I do.

One day longer! One day stronger!
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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan ill?

Postby jonnygothispen » Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:01 pm

I saw Jeremy cruising down the hall yesterday at the MLK building. He looked happy
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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan ill?

Postby Meade » Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:00 pm

You were dreaming. Mr. Gothispen.

I dreamed I saw Seg Jer last night,
alive as you and me.
Says I "But Seg, you're ten days dead"
"I never died" said he,
"I never died" said he.

"The Koch brothers, they killed you Seg,
your lungs, they chopped and fried.
"Takes more than Kochs to kill a man"
Says Seg "I didn't die"
Says Seg "I didn't die"

And standing top his trusty steed
with shifty greedy eyes,
Says Seg "What they can never kill
is dupes who buy my lies,
those dupes who buy my lies"

From Bascom to the Rotunda,
all up and down State Street,
Where crooks will con from dusk til dawn
it's there you'll see Seg roll,
it's there you'll find Seg roll!

I dreamed I saw Seg Jer last night,
alive as you and me.
Says I "But Seg, you're ten days dead"
"I never died" said he,
"I never died" said he.
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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan ill?

Postby Ned Flanders » Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:19 pm

Perhaps a "Jerry's Kids"-style telethon on the cable access channel could help this poor guy?

Are Mark Koehn or Vicki Kunkel available to host?
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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan ill?

Postby Dangerousman » Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:40 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:Perhaps a "Jerry's Kids"-style telethon on the cable access channel could help this poor guy?

Are Mark Koehn or Vicki Kunkel available to host?


Vicki Kunkel has been out of Madison, for what? About 15 years now? A "reliable source" told me that when she got canned-- I mean, down-sized-- at Ch. 3 her "going away party" consisted of handing her a sheet cake as she went out the door.
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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan ill?

Postby Ned Flanders » Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:45 pm

Dangerousman wrote:
Ned Flanders wrote:Perhaps a "Jerry's Kids"-style telethon on the cable access channel could help this poor guy?

Are Mark Koehn or Vicki Kunkel available to host?


Vicki Kunkel has been out of Madison, for what? About 15 years now? A "reliable source" told me that when she got canned-- I mean, down-sized-- at Ch. 3 her "going away party" consisted of handing her a sheet cake as she went out the door.

If memory serves me right she was shown the door after she teased viewers by saying "stay tuned for highlights from the NAACP Diving Championships...."

Good times, good times.

I think she's a Chicago public school teacher now.
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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan ill?

Postby scratch » Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:46 am

Ned Flanders wrote:Vicki Kunkel has been out of Madison, for what? About 15 years now? A "reliable source" told me that when she got canned-- I mean, down-sized-- at Ch. 3 her "going away party" consisted of handing her a sheet cake as she went out the door.

If memory serves me right she was shown the door after she teased viewers by saying "stay tuned for highlights from the NAACP Diving Championships...."
Good times, good times.
I think she's a Chicago public school teacher now.[/quote]

Really? I'd heard she was Romney's teleprompter operator.

Gratuitous is as gratuitous does.
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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan ill?

Postby Thor's Hammer » Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:14 am

How is Segway boy doing?

Its funny that some of you liberals are praying to God for him. I thought you denouce God. You better stick to your talking points better.

Anyway, he seems well enough to beg for everything under the son. Some Zebras never change their stripes. Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie with no effort.

He is not a good person. You may think he is fighting the good fight, but he is going about it all wrong and doing more harm to his cause than good.
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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan ill?

Postby Marvell » Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:49 am

Thor's Hammer wrote:Its funny that some of you liberals are praying to God for him. I thought you denouce God. You better stick to your talking points better.


You know what would be really funny? If you took your witless strawman bullshit and crammed it up your ass. With our without the assistance of Thor's Hammer.

You're pretty good at sticking to talking points, however - no matter how blatantly meaningless or stupid. I'll give you that.
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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan ill?

Postby fennel » Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:29 pm

Marvell wrote:
Thor's Hammer wrote:Its funny that some of you liberals are praying to God for him. I thought you denouce God. You better stick to your talking points better.


You know what would be really funny? If you took your witless strawman bullshit and crammed it up your ass. With our without the assistance of Thor's Hammer.
I think the Thor's Hammer is available via the Bad Vibrations website. You need to supply your own 3-horsepower air compressor, though.
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Re: Segway Jeremy Ryan ill?

Postby Meade » Sat Sep 15, 2012 7:05 am

Check it out: With his right lung out and his left at 60% and failing. Roll on, big Jer. The party never ends. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKslcfnnyYA
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