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Re: GOP resorts to "yo' mama" tactic

Postby Ned Flanders » Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:51 pm

What was the question again?
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Re: GOP resorts to "yo' mama" tactic

Postby Henry Vilas » Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:11 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:What was the question again?

Have you retracted the following lie yet?
Ned Flanders wrote:In the meatime, we've just had an ambassador kidnapped, sodomized, murdered and dragged through the streets by the 7th century throwbacks that Obama so loves to bow to.
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Re: GOP resorts to "yo' mama" tactic

Postby nutria » Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:13 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:What was the question again?


Even for a nameless, faceless, anonymous internet message board, the depth of of your cowardice is truly outstanding. Here you go, dipshit.

nutria wrote:So, Ned --- should we take your avoiding of this question:

nutria wrote:But seriously -- Ned, speak the fuck up on this. Let's hear how "your mom's a whore" is a reasonable alternative to actual, substantive ideas.


as a tacit approval of playing the "your mom's a whore" card?
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Re: GOP resorts to "yo' mama" tactic

Postby Ned Flanders » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:26 pm

Let's put all of the emotion aside and examine the facts, shall we?

First, we know that Obama's old man was a ladies' man on several continents. He was able to steal the heart of, and apparently other body parts of, the lovely Stanley Ann. Let's take a look at a description of their relationship and how little Barry fit in:

"He is the result of a Saturday night knee-trembler between a Third World denizen and a mother who was starved for affection, acceptance, love, etc.

Once he arrived, however, he was viewed as a hindrance, a millstone. His entire youth was itinerant. Upheaval, alienation, resentment are all he knew, white grandmas notwithstanding. Separation anxiety in children is common but unchecked or unresolved it can mutate into any number of psychopathologies.

The adult product of all this is a political Gatsby who can lay on the flash, charm and gold cufflinks but remains consumed by an obsession to 'get even.' With what or whom isn't clear. America? The country provided him with uncountable opportunities, many of which he didn't earn or merit.

It may seem ironic that the leader of the world's preeminent nation would bow and scrape before Third World despots but in many respects it's old home week for Obama. Conditioning, as Skinner so amply demonstrated, is a very powerful thing"

After Obama Sr. departed for destinations unknown, Stanley Ann traveled to Seattle to attend "college". As we know, prior to its current incarnation as a hub for skinny hipster douchebags, Seattle was a hard-drinking longshoreman town. The perferct place for a young lady of questionable morals to find "work".

Flash forward: it's clear that Barry's pimp hand was very, very strong from a young age. This has continued into adulthood. Was Barry influenced by what he witnessed as a child? Did he learn from the master? Probably. Either way the truth is undeniable as demonstrated in the photos below:
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And who has he chosen to associate with in D.C.?
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So, there you have it. All of the damning evidence in one place. I will leave it up to individual TDPF readers to make up their own minds.

You're welcome.
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Re: GOP resorts to "yo' mama" tactic

Postby ilikebeans » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:34 pm

Wow, Ned. That's the most you've typed in an overly obvious effort to tweak the Forons in a long, long time.

Hope you had the brace on.
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Re: GOP resorts to "yo' mama" tactic

Postby Henry Vilas » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:35 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:First, we know that Obama's old man was a ladies' man on several continents.

And Romney's male ancestors were polygamists in serveral countries. So what?

Have you retracted the other false information you posted, after claiming you would do so?
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Re: GOP resorts to "yo' mama" tactic

Postby pjbogart » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:38 pm

I see he's still posting his Obama-Clinton picture, even after it was debunked.

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Re: GOP resorts to "yo' mama" tactic

Postby nutria » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:39 pm

Wow. Ned just went full retard. The photoshopped pic as some sort of "evidence" is the icing on the cake.

So, put it out there Ned: You actually believe your President's mother was in a porno (way to call it Stebben). Can you point out, in any way shape or form, how what you wrote is an answer to this:

nutria wrote:So, Ned --- should we take your avoiding of this question:

nutria wrote:But seriously -- Ned, speak the fuck up on this. Let's hear how "your mom's a whore" is a reasonable alternative to actual, substantive ideas.


as a tacit approval of playing the "your mom's a whore" card?
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Re: GOP resorts to "yo' mama" tactic

Postby Stebben84 » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:45 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:Let's put all of the emotion aside and examine the facts, shall we...Blah, blah, blah...So, there you have it. All of the damning evidence in one place. I will leave it up to individual TDPF readers to make up their own minds.


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Re: GOP resorts to "yo' mama" tactic

Postby Ned Flanders » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:47 pm

I knew that this expose would send our resident wack packers into an irrational frezny, but I am willing to take one for the team.

Again, to other more mature members of TDPF: you're welcome.
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Re: GOP resorts to "yo' mama" tactic

Postby Ducatista » Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:21 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:I knew that this expose would send our resident wack packers into an irrational frezny, but I am willing to take one for the team.

What are you talking about? You're not even willing to scrounge up new material. Your regurgitation didn't cause a frenzy when you posted it here in August, and it's not gonna cause a frenzy now.

Ned Flanders wrote:This is one of the better summaries of The Chosen One I've seen. From a poster on another board:

"He is the result of a Saturday night knee-trembler between a Third World denizen and a mother who was starved for affection, acceptance, love, etc.

Once he arrived, however, he was viewed as a hindrance, a millstone... [blah blah blah, you know the rest, since Political Thread Ned reposted it above]
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Re: GOP resorts to "yo' mama" tactic

Postby Ned Flanders » Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:35 pm

Ducatista wrote:
Ned Flanders wrote:I knew that this expose would send our resident wack packers into an irrational frezny, but I am willing to take one for the team.

What are you talking about? You're not even willing to scrounge up new material. Your regurgitation didn't cause a frenzy when you posted it here in August, and it's not gonna cause a frenzy now.

Ned Flanders wrote:This is one of the better summaries of The Chosen One I've seen. From a poster on another board:

"He is the result of a Saturday night knee-trembler between a Third World denizen and a mother who was starved for affection, acceptance, love, etc.

Once he arrived, however, he was viewed as a hindrance, a millstone... [blah blah blah, you know the rest, since Political Thread Ned reposted it above]

Baby, I was aggregating the facts for some of the slower wack packers. I didn't count you as part of that group, but if the shoe fits....
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Re: GOP resorts to "yo' mama" tactic

Postby DCB » Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:42 pm

nutria wrote:
nutria wrote:So, Ned --- should we take your avoiding of this question:

nutria wrote:But seriously -- Ned, speak the fuck up on this. Let's hear how "your mom's a whore" is a reasonable alternative to actual, substantive ideas.


as a tacit approval of playing the "your mom's a whore" card?

Yes. Really, its all they've got. You think America is going to embrace Thurston Howell III + Eddie Haskell on their own merit?
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Re: GOP resorts to "yo' mama" tactic

Postby Ducatista » Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:54 pm

Ned Flanders wrote:Baby....

You got an intern working the keys today, Ned? You need to screen those kids more carefully. This one's weak even by Political Thread Ned standards.
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Re: GOP resorts to "yo' mama" tactic

Postby Ned Flanders » Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:00 pm

Ducatista wrote:
Ned Flanders wrote:Baby....

You got an intern working the keys today, Ned? You need to screen those kids more carefully. This one's weak even by Political Thread Ned standards.

Cold...
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