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Huuuuuge!

Postby pjbogart » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:14 pm

Ok, so I think we've all been avoiding the most important story in politics in the last 300 years or so. That's right, it's Donald Trump's big announcement tomorrow, which promises to shake up the Presidential election with some earth shattering news. The Donald, perhaps the best known carnival barker in the history of carnival barkers says, "This is not a media event or about Donald J. Trump--- this is about the United States of America. I will be making the announcement on Facebook and Twitter tomorrow."

One person close to the "Sultan of Stupid" has suggested that the news is that Michelle Obama actually prepared divorce papers against the President in 2000, but the couple managed to work out their differences. No, that's not your neighbor's stereo, that's a collective groan spreading across the entire continent. One would have to assume that this story is a red herring, carefully placed to preserve the grand surprise we all have waiting for us.

Tomorrow.
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Re: Huuuuuge!

Postby kurt_w » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:23 pm

Maybe the impending Trumpmageddon explains why Obama's had such a lousy day on InTrade. Perhaps that 10am buying spree wasn't someone willing to blow a few thousand dollars to inflate Romney's numbers; maybe it was insider trading by someone who knows that The Donald is going to unveil Obama's secret KGB files.
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Re: Huuuuuge!

Postby Meade » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:41 pm

Obama had written in his first book, "Dreams From My Father" (1995), before entering politics, that he had used marijuana and cocaine ("maybe a little blow"). He said he had not tried heroin because he did not like the pusher who was trying to sell it to him.http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/24/world ... .html?_r=0


You know I've smoked a lot of grass
O'Lord, I've popped a lot of pills
But I mever touched nothin'
That my spirit could kill
You know, I've seen a lot of people walkin' 'round
With tombstones in their eyes
But th pusher don't care
Ah, if you live or if you die.

God damn, the pusher
God damn, I say the pusher
I said God damn, God damn the pusher man.

You know the dealer, the dealer is a man
With the love grass in his hand
Oh but the pusher is a monster
Good God, he's not a natural man
The dealer for a nickel
Lord, will sell you lots of sweet dreams
Ah, but the pusher ruin your body
Lord, he'll leave your, he'll leave your mind to scream.

God damn, the pusher
God damn, I say the pusher
I said God damn, God damn the pusher man.

Well, now if I were president of ths land
You know, I'd declare total war on the pusher man
I'd cut if he stands,
And I'd shoot him if he'd run
Yes, I'd kill him with my Bible
And my razor and my gun.

God damn, the pusher
God damn, the pusher
I said God damn, God damn the pusher man.
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Re: Huuuuuge!

Postby Sandi » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:45 pm

Too funny, I don't believe a word of it. :lol:
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Re: Huuuuuge!

Postby pjbogart » Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:27 pm

Sandi, are you aware that a poster's intelligence is assumed to be inversely proportional to the number of moronicons they put in their posts?

Assuming that you aren't twelve years old, cut the smileys. They don't add to your posts in any way other than making you look immature.
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Re: Huuuuuge!

Postby fennel » Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:34 pm

pjbogart wrote:Sandi, are you aware that a poster's intelligence is assumed to be inversely proportional to the number of moronicons they put in their posts?

Assuming that you aren't twelve years old, cut the smileys. They don't add to your posts in any way other than making you look immature.
Not seeing animated moronicons is one of the many benefits of ad blockers.

Blog/forum software that replaces mere emoticons with images ... ugh! That deserves a special kind of scorn.
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Re: Huuuuuge!

Postby Sandi » Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:44 pm

Sandi, are you aware that a poster's intelligence is assumed to be inversely proportional to the number of moronicons they put in their posts?


No, you have disproved that to me. :lol:
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Re: Huuuuuge!

Postby Meade » Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:17 am

:lol:
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Re: Huuuuuge!

Postby kurt_w » Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:29 am

Trumpmageddon is now scheduled for 1200 hours. Also, The Donald informs us that all -- all -- the predictions are "totally incorrect".
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Re: Huuuuuge!

Postby kurt_w » Wed Oct 24, 2012 10:49 am

Only fifteen minutes left until the destruction of the Obama/Biden campaign. Republicans are preparing to pop their champagne while top Democrats are huddled at DNC headquarters, discussing whether it's too late to replace Obama on the ticket.
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Re: Huuuuuge!

Postby Ned Flanders » Wed Oct 24, 2012 10:58 am

CDT or EDT? :P
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Re: Huuuuuge!

Postby kurt_w » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:01 am

I think his hair has its own time zone.
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Re: Huuuuuge!

Postby Ned Flanders » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:05 am

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Re: Huuuuuge!

Postby Stebben84 » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:07 am

kurt_w wrote: Democrats are huddled at DNC headquarters, discussing whether it's too late to replace Obama on the ticket.


And JohnHenry has the biggest boner of his life.
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Re: Huuuuuge!

Postby Endo Rockstar » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:08 am

So Donald is trying extortion?

I don't get it.

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